Texas About to Blow Up?

[Rack Em]

But I don't think that was the update you were looking for, Mr. Bogs.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Oh, shiit. I snapped my head around. When you said Mr. Bogs was there, I looked for my dad! Too quick!

 

[rikkitikki08]

And the fun police have arrived

 

[Irish Houstonian]

...You should walk a mile in a lesbian's shoes. I have been a lesbian all of my life...

Have you actually tried walking a mile in Dr. Martins? Much harder than it looks.