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There is, of course, a possibility that Colorado, Georgia and Florida State will win their conference championships next weekend. Stranger things have happened -- like meteors.
But on the off-chance that nobody you know will discover the secrets of alchemy between now and then, we will be left with the BCS bowl lineup we are looking at today -- USC and Texas, LSU and Penn State, Virginia Tech and Ohio State, Notre Dame and West Virginia.
Or substitute Oregon for Ohio State, if you're feeling whimsical enough.
But Notre Dame is not to be touched, for one apparently unassailable reason -- Notre Dame is Notre Dame.
This is, for good or ill, the one reason all the pundits, analysts, disembodied talking heads and assorted wise guys always gave as the weekend played itself out -- Notre Dame is Notre Dame.
And when you think about it a second, the seamless circular logic of that is perfection itself.
Now before you Notre Dame fans rear up on your fetlocks and start screeching about Charlie Weis and Brady Quinn and Jeff Samardzija and Knute Rockne and Touchdown Jesus, take a breath. This isn't a matter of Notre Dame being unworthy of a BCS bowl, so idle that whine.
There is some truth, however, to the notion that their inclusion will actually hose a team with better credentials just because they can say, "But we're Notre Dame."
And they are.
The issue, if it can be called that, is not just Notre Dame's side deal with the BCS that makes it automatically BCS-quality with nine wins, but the fact that the BCS is still a jerry-rigged non-solution to a problem that not enough people regard as a problem.
Namely, the college playoff system that won't happen.
BCS defenders say that it is designed only to make a match between Nos. 1 and 2, which of course is a lie, and lying and college football go so well together. If the BCS was about 1 and 2, why are there three other BCS bowl games with massive payouts?
Answer: It's a way to try and backdoor a playoff system past university presidents who already don't like or trust the football factories from which their schools derive so much cash.
And why do they not trust the football factories?
Answer: Because coaches at the largest programs go as far as they are allowed, and then some, and some schools have already given them the run of their institutions as it is.
Thus, what the BCS says it's about and what it actually is about are two different things. This is why even when they luck into a season in which the top two teams are so easy to spot, they can't figure out 6, 7, 8 and 9. Which, if the BCS was actually about what it says it's about, wouldn't be any kind of issue at all.
Which brings us back to Notre Dame.
The Irish were unlucky in that some of the highest profile teams on their schedule (Purdue, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Michigan) either collapsed entirely or turned average. Because of that, their strength of schedule number is pretty modest.
On the other hand, why should that penalize Oregon, which lost only to USC?
Simple. Because (all together now) Notre Dame is Notre Dame.
This, despite the fact that Oregon has sent large numbers of fans to big bowl games, and have produced good ratings at said bowl games. Oregon is not Notre Dame, though, and Touchdown Jesus has a romantic tinge to it that Phil Knight doesn't.
And ultimately, Notre Dame is Notre Dame because the pundits largely say it is. Notre Dame has been one of the cutest stories in what by any measure has been a profoundly entertaining season, between Weis and Quinn and the USC game and the controversy over Tyrone Willingham's firing, and there is a national groundswell for Notre Dame that doesn't apparently exist for the Oregons of this world.
The BCS, though, had to do a series of side deals just to make itself exist (the Rose Bowl deal with the Pac-10 and Big Ten, and Notre Dame, just to name two), and every deal you make ahead of time gets in the way of picking the best two, or four, or eight teams.
So we end up with "Notre Dame is a BCS team because it's Notre Dame," which is a stupid reason. Now "Notre Dame is a BCS team because they had a great season" is an excellent reason, but that should be placed against "Oregon is a BCS team because ..." and "Ohio State is a BCS team because ..." and let the analysis stand on its own.
Then again, there's always Colorado and Georgia and Florida State, and then you'll get a whole new set of migraines, starting with this new chestnut: "Why aren't there eight BCS bowls, and who needs to be punished for this shameful oversight?"
Me, I'd start with analysts who come up with "Notre Dame is Notre Dame," but maybe that's just me thinking we should do that just on G.P.
Source: CBS Sportsline
But on the off-chance that nobody you know will discover the secrets of alchemy between now and then, we will be left with the BCS bowl lineup we are looking at today -- USC and Texas, LSU and Penn State, Virginia Tech and Ohio State, Notre Dame and West Virginia.
Or substitute Oregon for Ohio State, if you're feeling whimsical enough.
But Notre Dame is not to be touched, for one apparently unassailable reason -- Notre Dame is Notre Dame.
This is, for good or ill, the one reason all the pundits, analysts, disembodied talking heads and assorted wise guys always gave as the weekend played itself out -- Notre Dame is Notre Dame.
And when you think about it a second, the seamless circular logic of that is perfection itself.
Now before you Notre Dame fans rear up on your fetlocks and start screeching about Charlie Weis and Brady Quinn and Jeff Samardzija and Knute Rockne and Touchdown Jesus, take a breath. This isn't a matter of Notre Dame being unworthy of a BCS bowl, so idle that whine.
There is some truth, however, to the notion that their inclusion will actually hose a team with better credentials just because they can say, "But we're Notre Dame."
And they are.
The issue, if it can be called that, is not just Notre Dame's side deal with the BCS that makes it automatically BCS-quality with nine wins, but the fact that the BCS is still a jerry-rigged non-solution to a problem that not enough people regard as a problem.
Namely, the college playoff system that won't happen.
BCS defenders say that it is designed only to make a match between Nos. 1 and 2, which of course is a lie, and lying and college football go so well together. If the BCS was about 1 and 2, why are there three other BCS bowl games with massive payouts?
Answer: It's a way to try and backdoor a playoff system past university presidents who already don't like or trust the football factories from which their schools derive so much cash.
And why do they not trust the football factories?
Answer: Because coaches at the largest programs go as far as they are allowed, and then some, and some schools have already given them the run of their institutions as it is.
Thus, what the BCS says it's about and what it actually is about are two different things. This is why even when they luck into a season in which the top two teams are so easy to spot, they can't figure out 6, 7, 8 and 9. Which, if the BCS was actually about what it says it's about, wouldn't be any kind of issue at all.
Which brings us back to Notre Dame.
The Irish were unlucky in that some of the highest profile teams on their schedule (Purdue, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Michigan) either collapsed entirely or turned average. Because of that, their strength of schedule number is pretty modest.
On the other hand, why should that penalize Oregon, which lost only to USC?
Simple. Because (all together now) Notre Dame is Notre Dame.
This, despite the fact that Oregon has sent large numbers of fans to big bowl games, and have produced good ratings at said bowl games. Oregon is not Notre Dame, though, and Touchdown Jesus has a romantic tinge to it that Phil Knight doesn't.
And ultimately, Notre Dame is Notre Dame because the pundits largely say it is. Notre Dame has been one of the cutest stories in what by any measure has been a profoundly entertaining season, between Weis and Quinn and the USC game and the controversy over Tyrone Willingham's firing, and there is a national groundswell for Notre Dame that doesn't apparently exist for the Oregons of this world.
The BCS, though, had to do a series of side deals just to make itself exist (the Rose Bowl deal with the Pac-10 and Big Ten, and Notre Dame, just to name two), and every deal you make ahead of time gets in the way of picking the best two, or four, or eight teams.
So we end up with "Notre Dame is a BCS team because it's Notre Dame," which is a stupid reason. Now "Notre Dame is a BCS team because they had a great season" is an excellent reason, but that should be placed against "Oregon is a BCS team because ..." and "Ohio State is a BCS team because ..." and let the analysis stand on its own.
Then again, there's always Colorado and Georgia and Florida State, and then you'll get a whole new set of migraines, starting with this new chestnut: "Why aren't there eight BCS bowls, and who needs to be punished for this shameful oversight?"
Me, I'd start with analysts who come up with "Notre Dame is Notre Dame," but maybe that's just me thinking we should do that just on G.P.
Source: CBS Sportsline