"They All Look The Same"

[CurtisCandy]

I just changed my Facebook profile pic from Manti to Tuitt for this week... I saw my wife on her computer and she scrolled past the post showing my new picture.

"Isn't that awesome?" I asked, with glee.

She shrugged and said, "Big guys, golden helmets... They all look the same..."

What the F**k?!

It's already a done deal that I'm de-friending her on Facebook, but I'm also considering divorce... Maybe brushing up on my domestic violence skills.

...Perhaps both?...

 

[AdmiralBackhand]

I laughed at this even though I probably shouldn't. Nice.

 

[Andy in Sactown]

I just changed my Facebook profile pic from Manti to Tuitt for this week... I saw my wife on her computer and she scrolled past the post showing my new picture.

"Isn't that awesome?" I asked, with glee.

She shrugged and said, "Big guys, golden helmets... They all look the same..."

What the F**k?!

It's already a done deal that I'm de-friending her on Facebook, but I'm also considering divorce... Maybe brushing up on my domestic violence skills.

...Perhaps both?...

Domestic violence is no joke. Domestic violence jokes are funny. I enjoyed it; great satire.

Beat her in the courtroom?

 

[CurtisCandy]

I must admit, sometimes I forget that posting something like this on the Internet doesn't have the same "feel" to it as delivering it onstage... Doing standup, people are generally willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that you're being satirical. On an Internet message board, the picture could just as easily be of a tight white tank-top wearing Neanderthal who is actually about to break out the "Mud hole stompin'" boots.

...Truth is, my wife is a tiny little 5' tall Italian woman, and if I pissed her off, I'm sure she could whip my ***! :-D

 

[Ndaccountant]

Not what I thought this post was going to be about.

 

[Grahambo]

Is this the look you gave her?

 

[CurtisCandy]

Is this the look you gave her?

LOL! It was definitely something like that... Followed by my pouty "You're cut off from sex" look... Yea, I taught her!


By the way, that kid gives me the creeps! :-D

 

[BGIF]

Curtis,

I thought this thread WAS about women. There's an old expression, "Turn 'em upside down and they all look the same."

 

[CurtisCandy]

Curtis,

I thought this thread WAS about women. There's an old expression, "Turn 'em upside down and they all look the same."

LOL! I wish I would've had that phrase in my pocket when she hit me with her quote... That would've been a great comeback!

 

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

I get Toma and Nix mixed up all the time.

 

[RyCo1983]

Curtis...I know of your professional wrestling past...would you like to powerbomb her through a table? I'll supply the table and even do a neckbreaker combo with your powerbomb if you'd like.

 

[CurtisCandy]

Curtis...I know of your professional wrestling past...would you like to powerbomb her through a table? I'll supply the table and even do a neckbreaker combo with your powerbomb if you'd like.

I'd love to give it a try, but I'm scared!

She's devious, I tell ya'!... She'd pull some sort of Mr. Fuji toss salt in our eyes attack!

 

[RyCo1983]

I'd love to give it a try, but I'm scared!

She's devious, I tell ya'!... She'd pull some sort of Mr. Fuji toss salt in our eyes attack!

Hahaha well I shall be sure to have goggles on.