Ok, I feel as if I can't take this anymore. You Irish fans are so blinded sometimes to visible conspiracy within your own faction. In an act of treason, I must say I am revoking my allegiance to this team for forevermore. As of this moment, I proudly support the University of Southern California. Not only will this institution perennially kick the ass of Notre Dame in football, but its academics as well will surpass that of meager Notre Dame's. Go Trojans, Fuck Irish.
P.S. Irish fans, clean up your campus. It's looking pretty damn stanky these days.
P.P.S. DO YOU REALIZE THAT PROBABLY OVER 95% OF YOU NEVER EVEN WENT TO NOTRE DAME? DAMN SUBWAY ALUMS!! SUPPORT YOUR OWN DAMN SCHOOL! IT COULD PROBABLY KICK NOTRE DAME'S ASS!