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None of the above.
But NDOM does have an edge over everyone else.
But NDOM does have an edge over everyone else.
Who are you voting for?
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lol. I'm getting smoke by McCain. Damn him
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McCain is one step above Hillary. He's not as Liberal as her, but he's still a douchebag. Don't get me wrong though. I admire him as a veteran, but his political stance sucks.
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I have to be HONEST as a political figure. I think Stoney/Spinner win because they are more of a "Veteran" than I am, BUT I do believe me being better looking and more fit would keep me and Win4Gipper in a VERY CLOSE 2nd place. Ha ha ha :allhail:
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I have found the ticket that is going to push NDOM and my ticket over the top... pending NDOM's approval I have put together a presidential cabinet that is ready to rule this great country.
Department of Agriculture – Ricky Williams – This one was easy. The guy knows his plants. He has traveled the world in search of the ‘perfect crop’. This appointment also has a great side affect, the US will no longer suffer from cataracts.
Department of the Interior – Maurice Crum Jr. – yeah, I have no fricken clue what a interior secretary would do but I know that Mo Crum Jr dominates the interior!!
Department of Commerce – Miles Brand – Ok, I hate this tool. But if this guy can run the business of the NCAA as piss poor as he does and somehow still keep his job he has got to know how to dodge bullets. That Sally of a panty waist decides that the UND Sioux should change their mascot to become more politically correct. Then he lets programs like USC, Ohio State and pretty much every SEC school’s athletic programs be run like a Ted Kennedy slumber party yet his job is never in jeopardy. If that tool can survive through all of that mud I am sure he will be able to survive this disaster of an administration.
Department of Justice – Maury Povich – Another easy decision. One lady sleeps with 12 different guys, three of them are gay, two are midgets, and one is now a woman and none of them are the father. Who can find justice in that….Only Maury. Has anyone ever noticed who is never on that show asking for a paternity test…. his dog faced wife Connie Chung. The poor guy man if I was married to hear I also would search the country for the worlds fattest babies. If there is justice in this country… it runs through Maury Povich
Department of Defense – Tommy Zbikowski – Who would screw with Tommy. Not me.
Department of Labor – My Wife – Not really sure what this job entails but I know that just a few months ago my wife went through labor and survived and so she is qualified. However, for all of you out there who have not experienced the ‘miracle of life’ yet it is not that beautiful thing that people try pretend it is… for a mental image try to picture a slimy roasted chicken being pushed through the end of a hairy PVC pipe while also smelling what seams like deaths fart and hearing screaming that has only been heard coming from Kobe’s Colorado hotel room…. Yeah all this thrown together..that’s the miracle of life.
Department of Education – My mother-in-law – Have you ever met that person who just knows everyting..well that is my mother-in-law… so who is better to be put in charge of education but the person who knows everything… that old bag knows what to do to cure a migraine… knows what is wrong with my piece of junk car… knows who should win American Idol…knows how her daughter ‘should’ be treated… rumor has it she was the one who taught Jesus how to walk on water… she was in her late thirty’s when he was walking the earth…man if there was ever a person that I could get the green light on pushing into oncoming traffic it would definitely be that dinosaur
Department of State – Janet Reno – Ok, I know she already had the job once but come on everybody who did not watch the whole Waco-David Koresh and say ‘hey, who is that hot manyly chick?’ I would be lying if I told you I have never fantasized about shaving her back!!
Department of Energy – Lou Fricken Holtz – The guys is an old ball of energy… plus it would get him away from that schmuck Mark May… yeah, I can picture ol’ Mark at grade school bragging to his buddies… ‘My bus has an elevator!!! It may not be as big as your bus but we all get to wear biker helmets on my bus’
Department of Transportation – Bruce Weber – who else could orchestrate a scenario where two of his players get wasted one crashes and almost kills his teammate and instead of helping him – he just leaves him in the car for someone else to discover and save... and yet keep his job… I cannot stand Weber… I hate him as much as I hate that lady who sits in the front pew at my church and does sign language to every fricken song even though she and no one in my church is deaf… what I would not give to be able to break her fingers and shut her up
Department of Health and Human Services – Glen Quagmire – Gigidy Gigidy – They guy has pretty much done every unspeakable act yet has never had an STD… Safety and education is this guys motto..
Department of Treasury – Pete Carroll – This guy has been able to control the financial workings of U$C and to date has not been touched by the NCAA. My only worry is that everytime a corporate treasury job came open that poodle would act like he wants the job and then like he doesn’t want the job do whatever he can to keep his name in the media. Man if I found a Jeanie in a bottle I know one of my wishes would be giving him an infected, inflamed polyp that turned away all gerbils trying to escape to freedom
Department of Homeland Security – Joe Paterno – what does one think of when someone says security.. I think of job security.. and when someone thinks of job security they think of Joe Pa… the poor guy is not recruiting, not coaching and truthfully speaking is barely breathing.. yet his job is not in question… I went to the Illini PennState game this year and they kept having to turning him around because he was facing the wrong way… I was also told he kept mumbling things like ‘is it time to take my medicine?’ ‘what time is Johnny Carson on’ ‘I think I messed my pants again’ and ‘when will Bobby Bowden quit so they wont keep making me come out here’..
Department of Veteran Affairs – Mark Chmura – I have to be honest.. I did not even know that Veterans were having so many affairs.. but if Chmura is able to handle his babysitter I am sure he can take care of a bunch of old guys who cant contain their ‘GI Joes’
Department of Housing and Urban Development – Urban Meyer – Ok this one is more than just a namesake. Urban Liar is the perfect guy for this position… our goal is to get into office by promising outlandish things with no intention of following through once we get into office. Urban is going to run his gimmick campaign offering free housing to everyone…then once the votes are casts he is going to cast them off… here is our secret though.. we are going to have his wife handle all complaint calls… we have been told by a reliable source that she is a tool on the phone and I cant imagine anyone wanting to stay on the phone with her to file the complaint
Yeah this ticket would destroy Obama and that sausage smuggler Hillary but a ticket with Stonebreaker and Spinner is going to be tough
Department of Agriculture – Ricky Williams – This one was easy. The guy knows his plants. He has traveled the world in search of the ‘perfect crop’. This appointment also has a great side affect, the US will no longer suffer from cataracts.
Department of the Interior – Maurice Crum Jr. – yeah, I have no fricken clue what a interior secretary would do but I know that Mo Crum Jr dominates the interior!!
Department of Commerce – Miles Brand – Ok, I hate this tool. But if this guy can run the business of the NCAA as piss poor as he does and somehow still keep his job he has got to know how to dodge bullets. That Sally of a panty waist decides that the UND Sioux should change their mascot to become more politically correct. Then he lets programs like USC, Ohio State and pretty much every SEC school’s athletic programs be run like a Ted Kennedy slumber party yet his job is never in jeopardy. If that tool can survive through all of that mud I am sure he will be able to survive this disaster of an administration.
Department of Justice – Maury Povich – Another easy decision. One lady sleeps with 12 different guys, three of them are gay, two are midgets, and one is now a woman and none of them are the father. Who can find justice in that….Only Maury. Has anyone ever noticed who is never on that show asking for a paternity test…. his dog faced wife Connie Chung. The poor guy man if I was married to hear I also would search the country for the worlds fattest babies. If there is justice in this country… it runs through Maury Povich
Department of Defense – Tommy Zbikowski – Who would screw with Tommy. Not me.
Department of Labor – My Wife – Not really sure what this job entails but I know that just a few months ago my wife went through labor and survived and so she is qualified. However, for all of you out there who have not experienced the ‘miracle of life’ yet it is not that beautiful thing that people try pretend it is… for a mental image try to picture a slimy roasted chicken being pushed through the end of a hairy PVC pipe while also smelling what seams like deaths fart and hearing screaming that has only been heard coming from Kobe’s Colorado hotel room…. Yeah all this thrown together..that’s the miracle of life.
Department of Education – My mother-in-law – Have you ever met that person who just knows everyting..well that is my mother-in-law… so who is better to be put in charge of education but the person who knows everything… that old bag knows what to do to cure a migraine… knows what is wrong with my piece of junk car… knows who should win American Idol…knows how her daughter ‘should’ be treated… rumor has it she was the one who taught Jesus how to walk on water… she was in her late thirty’s when he was walking the earth…man if there was ever a person that I could get the green light on pushing into oncoming traffic it would definitely be that dinosaur
Department of State – Janet Reno – Ok, I know she already had the job once but come on everybody who did not watch the whole Waco-David Koresh and say ‘hey, who is that hot manyly chick?’ I would be lying if I told you I have never fantasized about shaving her back!!
Department of Energy – Lou Fricken Holtz – The guys is an old ball of energy… plus it would get him away from that schmuck Mark May… yeah, I can picture ol’ Mark at grade school bragging to his buddies… ‘My bus has an elevator!!! It may not be as big as your bus but we all get to wear biker helmets on my bus’
Department of Transportation – Bruce Weber – who else could orchestrate a scenario where two of his players get wasted one crashes and almost kills his teammate and instead of helping him – he just leaves him in the car for someone else to discover and save... and yet keep his job… I cannot stand Weber… I hate him as much as I hate that lady who sits in the front pew at my church and does sign language to every fricken song even though she and no one in my church is deaf… what I would not give to be able to break her fingers and shut her up
Department of Health and Human Services – Glen Quagmire – Gigidy Gigidy – They guy has pretty much done every unspeakable act yet has never had an STD… Safety and education is this guys motto..
Department of Treasury – Pete Carroll – This guy has been able to control the financial workings of U$C and to date has not been touched by the NCAA. My only worry is that everytime a corporate treasury job came open that poodle would act like he wants the job and then like he doesn’t want the job do whatever he can to keep his name in the media. Man if I found a Jeanie in a bottle I know one of my wishes would be giving him an infected, inflamed polyp that turned away all gerbils trying to escape to freedom
Department of Homeland Security – Joe Paterno – what does one think of when someone says security.. I think of job security.. and when someone thinks of job security they think of Joe Pa… the poor guy is not recruiting, not coaching and truthfully speaking is barely breathing.. yet his job is not in question… I went to the Illini PennState game this year and they kept having to turning him around because he was facing the wrong way… I was also told he kept mumbling things like ‘is it time to take my medicine?’ ‘what time is Johnny Carson on’ ‘I think I messed my pants again’ and ‘when will Bobby Bowden quit so they wont keep making me come out here’..
Department of Veteran Affairs – Mark Chmura – I have to be honest.. I did not even know that Veterans were having so many affairs.. but if Chmura is able to handle his babysitter I am sure he can take care of a bunch of old guys who cant contain their ‘GI Joes’
Department of Housing and Urban Development – Urban Meyer – Ok this one is more than just a namesake. Urban Liar is the perfect guy for this position… our goal is to get into office by promising outlandish things with no intention of following through once we get into office. Urban is going to run his gimmick campaign offering free housing to everyone…then once the votes are casts he is going to cast them off… here is our secret though.. we are going to have his wife handle all complaint calls… we have been told by a reliable source that she is a tool on the phone and I cant imagine anyone wanting to stay on the phone with her to file the complaint
Yeah this ticket would destroy Obama and that sausage smuggler Hillary but a ticket with Stonebreaker and Spinner is going to be tough
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so i went to the white house aagain and met the president aagain
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You have my vote safely in the bag. (So to speak)