What Does This Mean?

[CurtisCandy]

A little while ago, I was changing my grandson's diaper. He's right at that age now where he's starting to eat "real people" food, so his bowel movements are something of a stellar stench.

Now, I'm sure you've all heard about the recent oddities such as the face of Jesus burned into the grilled cheese sandwich, etc.

I bring that up because, as I opened my little guy's stinky diaper, there it was:

As plain as could be, in the brown-green, slimy mess before me, I saw it... It was an image; an undeniable bust of someone...

My grandson's diaper was the home to a vision of the man himself: The Poodle!

If the image had been Lincoln or some deity of some sort, I may have taken a picture or something. But, seeing as how it was Poodle Pete, I took the appropriate action and tossed it in the trash.

I can't help but wonder though, was this some sort of message or omen? - Or more simply, was it just a stating of the obvious that U$C is the drizzlin' shits?

What say you all?

 

[phork]

You misread the message. To me it might one of the following:

1. Someone is about to lay a Cleveland Steamer on you.
2. Petey McHappymeal is about to take a shit on your career.
3. Petey is also laughing at the stench, which is your team.
4. The beating is going to hurt so badly that you will shit yourself because your intestines are bruised from your stomach to your ass sphincter.

Lastly:
5. USC is about to take a dump, called ND.

 

[CurtisCandy]

You misread the message. To me it might one of the following:

1. Someone is about to lay a Cleveland Steamer on you.
2. Petey McHappymeal is about to take a shit on your career.
3. Petey is also laughing at the stench, which is your team.
4. The beating is going to hurt so badly that you will shit yourself because your intestines are bruised from your stomach to your ass sphincter.

Lastly:
5. USC is about to take a dump, called ND.

WOW!

Thanks, but if it's all the same, I'll go with my own interpretation, even as based in fantasy rather than fact as it may be.

 

[ARALOU]

LOL, out of the park! CurtisCandy please dont lob him any more softballs.

 

[CurtisCandy]

No doubt, Ara!

Well, they didn't call me the "King of The Gopher Ball" in Little League for nothing!

 

[roto-stud]

You misread the message. To me it might one of the following:

1. Someone is about to lay a Cleveland Steamer on you.
2. Petey McHappymeal is about to take a shit on your career.
3. Petey is also laughing at the stench, which is your team.
4. The beating is going to hurt so badly that you will shit yourself because your intestines are bruised from your stomach to your ass sphincter.

Lastly:
5. USC is about to take a dump, called ND.

Hey dork... why do you post on this site ?

Curtis thanks for a great post... I got a nice chuckle out of it

 

[phork]

For comic relief. Just a quick question though.. Was the "Hey dork..." comment a play on my name or did you just get lucky with finding a word that rhymed?

 

[Dacian_Irish]

You misread the message. To me it might one of the following:

1. Someone is about to lay a Cleveland Steamer on you.
2. Petey McHappymeal is about to take a shit on your career.
3. Petey is also laughing at the stench, which is your team.
4. The beating is going to hurt so badly that you will shit yourself because your intestines are bruised from your stomach to your ass sphincter.

Lastly:
5. USC is about to take a dump, called ND.

Your a lame fan! A true fan would believe in his team no matter what!

 

[phork]

Nah, I'm just sick of getting our asses handed to us by USC every year. My true fan loyalty was kicked out of me months ago.

 

[Catsudon]

sadly, you forgot to snap a photo and share with us.

 

[Quinntastic]

"What say you all?"

I say, "That is a little disturbing"