Watch out for oompa-loompas ...

[johnnd05]

... they may have taken over a news station near you:

The burnt shell of a house in the back is right next door to the one my family rents at the Jersey shore every summer - it caught fire this week. But what gets me is the news reporter:

I mean, where do they find these people? It looks like he fell asleep at the Fake 'n Bake and then lost a battle at the Clinique counter ... hysterical.

 

[SoCalDomer]

it's either really cold, or he's wearing something pink on his lips. and I'm not buying that he was making out with his girlfriend before he went on

 

[johnnd05]

it's either really cold, or he's wearing something pink on his lips. and I'm not buying that he was making out with his girlfriend before he went on

Yeah, I don't think that guy has a GIRLfriend ...

 

[GoIrish41]

I think he may BE a girlfriend. Probably how his lips got chapped.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

The tie and the makeup is all wrong. I bet the camera guy thinks this dude is the biggest jerkoff around.

 

[goldandblue]

Probably. Or the camera guy is jerking him off which ever way you look at it.