Reasons to hate Michigan (long)

[marv81s]

A skunkbear by any other name is still a varmint!

I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

 

[maison bleu]

After sucking down half of the bottle, the Wolverine fan hands it
back to the Notre Dame fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Notre dame fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of
the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just
wait for the cops to show up."

So Notre Dame fans are lightweights who can't hold their liquor. I've been to games in South Bend, tell me something I didn't already know.

 

[Irish29]

I cant stand Michigan or anyone from there and I hope we kick there butts so bad they drop there football program

 

[absoluteirish59]

Why are the horsemen wearing Princeton's helmets?

No, those are Delaware University helmets. The only Div-1 school that recruited me.

 

[maison bleu]

I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

So what you're saying is that you're into necrophiliac beastiality?

 

[marv81s]

Its a quote from Caddyshack dumbass.

 

[maison bleu]

Its a quote from Caddyshack dumbass.

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

That's a quote too. From Shakespeare dumbass.

 

[marv81s]

sorry, thought we were having a light hearted discussion, i mean any guy on this board probably knew where the quote was from. I bow to your superior intelligence to come back with a Shakesphere quote. I just assumed any adult male on here has seen Caddyshack at least once and would know that was movie quote, not a serious line.