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I've got time to burn and I finally have an excuse to write some. So we'll start with Georgia Tech:

There is a young man named Ball
Who will lead his team into Fall
He scored an 840
He's a bit of a shorty
And on 9-dash-2 he'll meet St. Paul


Scout says he's 6'0", but I've heard he's more like 5'10"...
 
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Onto Michigan (I'm skipping PSU until later):


'Ole Lloyd sat on his bed
He wished that he were dead
He can't please his wife
And he'll soon take his life
Those damn Irish will only bring dread
 
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They are not on the schedule, but I figured I'd make one for them anyway:

Santonio thinks he's from the streets,
And he enjoyed his Ohio State suites,
A father of many,
He beat his wife a'plenty,
Way to join the Buckeye Elites
 
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Penn State:


PSU's come-back was a real shocker,
But Paterno will soon fall off the rocker,
Williams and King can only do so much,
as they fall at the slightest touch,
Why don't you go play fucking soccer?
 
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