Daily Rant

[Win4Gipper]

In the spirit of Peter Griffen's What Grinds my Gears.... this thread is dedicated to what drives people crazy. While the comments in this thread may offend some people we need to make sure that all posts follow the guidelines of IE. I am sure any posts that cross the line will be deleted.

To start....

Why on earth must the West Virginia meth addicts all wear ND sweatshirts. I traveled to WV for work this week and I saw a guy that was about 6'1" and most likely weighed about 100 pounds. Of course he had the dumbfounded look on his face that meant he was either so fried out of his head or he was trying to contemplate why his grandmother was disappointed with him for impregnating his cousin. To entertain myself I approached him and asked if he thought that the good recruiting class would help us out next year. He became instantly uncomfortable and begin fidgiting.... he seemed as tense as a trucker who has driven over 300 miles without being able to find the next adultbook store. After mumbling stumbling for a second he finally let me know that he had not followed the Irish for a couple of years. I wanted to push the issue and ask him who his favorite player was the last year he followed the Irish but I did not want him to get worked up to the point where he started pissing himself.

Daily Rant: Fricken Meth'ed out in-breds should not be allowed to purchase or wear ND attire

 

[IrishGrizz]

Hard to argue with your logic. Especially when I agree. They should all be stripped of the ND gear and given raider gear. Then you'd never be able to tell the meth heads from any regular raider fan.

 

[NDOM]

In the spirit of Peter Griffen's What Grinds my Gears.... this thread is dedicated to what drives people crazy. While the comments in this thread may offend some people we need to make sure that all posts follow the guidelines of IE. I am sure any posts that cross the line will be deleted.

To start....

Why on earth must the West Virginia meth addicts all wear ND sweatshirts. I traveled to WV for work this week and I saw a guy that was about 6'1" and most likely weighed about 100 pounds. Of course he had the dumbfounded look on his face that meant he was either so fried out of his head or he was trying to contemplate why his grandmother was disappointed with him for impregnating his cousin. To entertain myself I approached him and asked if he thought that the good recruiting class would help us out next year. He became instantly uncomfortable and begin fidgiting.... he seemed as tense as a trucker who has driven over 300 miles without being able to find the next adultbook store. After mumbling stumbling for a second he finally let me know that he had not followed the Irish for a couple of years. I wanted to push the issue and ask him who his favorite player was the last year he followed the Irish but I did not want him to get worked up to the point where he started pissing himself.

Daily Rant: Fricken Meth'ed out in-breds should not be allowed to purchase or wear ND attire

Does that include me Win4Gipper? lol

 

[JeremyND07]

When you get rid of old ND gear throw it away so guys do not get it from Goodwill...I see this all the time!!!!

 

[IrishGrizz]

Same with Jr gear, especially now that he switched #s, colors and teams. Only difference is you can't tell any difference from the old Jr fans from the homeless and crack heads.!

 

[Win4Gipper]

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Does that include me Win4Gipper? lol

No, Meth Heads give rants about you acting like them.... even meth addicts have standards

 

[IrishGrizz]

You continue to slay me.

 

[NDOM]

No, Meth Heads give rants about you acting like them.... even meth addicts have standards

Oh man. Thats jacked up dude. lol

 

[Win4Gipper]

Ok here is a second rant in one day.

It drives me nuts when chicks who are clueless about sports try to chime on a topic and contribute absolutely nothing.... I dont mean anyone at IE.. everyone here has a good idea of what is going on... I am talking more about the chicks who for some reason or another try to throw out some bit of info or insight on a topic and the moment it leaves their mouth everyone in the room who follows sports want swallow bleach instead hearing another utterance out of her mouth.... I see it like this... I don't walk up to my wife once a month and tell her all about menstruating.... I mean can you imagine a guy discussing and giving input on their monthly making of Japanese flags.... not gonna happen... in the same way the daughters of Eve who are fricken clueless on the basics of sports should not be telling me why Bary Bonds is not getting a fair shake...
again... I am not saying all squatters should not talk sports... I studied in Russia with this girl from South Carolina and she knew her sports.... we would talk college football for hours and her only downfall was that she loved the SEC... I just hate the ignorant chicks who are clueless and try to act like they know the difference between the 3-2 and the 2-3 zone...

Clueless chicks should not be allowed to talk sports

 

[IrishGrizz]

If there was just 2 features -a mute button and a forced stripping button you could push, then they should be allowed to talk sports. That way all you would see was a set of nockers and an open mouth. But only during time outs and commercials - after she has refilled the beer glass.

 

[IrishGrizz]

If I could change my vote for the best humor, I would- its just that grantphilly supports the #24, so I gotta back his play.

But seriously, I can't give you reps now- the man behind the machine won't allow it yet, but you are killing it.

 

[NDOM]

Ok here is a second rant in one day.

It drives me nuts when chicks who are clueless about sports try to chime on a topic and contribute absolutely nothing.... I dont mean anyone at IE.. everyone here has a good idea of what is going on... I am talking more about the chicks who for some reason or another try to throw out some bit of info or insight on a topic and the moment it leaves their mouth everyone in the room who follows sports want swallow bleach instead hearing another utterance out of her mouth.... I see it like this... I don't walk up to my wife once a month and tell her all about menstruating.... I mean can you imagine a guy discussing and giving input on their monthly making of Japanese flags.... not gonna happen... in the same way the daughters of Eve who are fricken clueless on the basics of sports should not be telling me why Bary Bonds is not getting a fair shake...
again... I am not saying all squatters should not talk sports... I studied in Russia with this girl from South Carolina and she knew her sports.... we would talk college football for hours and her only downfall was that she loved the SEC... I just hate the ignorant chicks who are clueless and try to act like they know the difference between the 3-2 and the 2-3 zone...

Clueless chicks should not be allowed to talk sports

Firts bolded above: Are you freekin kidding me???? Thats hilarious.
Second bolded above: Did you happen to marry that chick or what??? lol

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I think you have deep resentment for the female of the species. You may want to seek professional help. It's very treatable, so no worries.
Just sayin.

 

[Win4Gipper]

Second bolded above: Did you happen to marry that chick or what??? lol

no,lets not forget she was an SEC fan.... I can deal with a third nipple but I cant overlook rooting for the SEC

 

[Win4Gipper]

I think you have deep resentment for the female of the species. You may want to seek professional help. It's very treatable, so no worries.
Just sayin.

Wow, you could not be more wrong.... the chick 'species' is great... as a matter of fact I think two chicks are better than one... I tried to make it perfectly clear that not all chicks drive me nuts... my wife enjoys sports but does not overly understand it so she does not flap her lips spewing crap that she doesnt understand.... Also, look at Erin Andrews, I wouldn't want to watch her drop a duece but I could watch her talk sports all day long...

 

[IrishGrizz]

Where you come up w some of these phrases.......

You a regular on the comedy club curcuit? If not, look into it.


grin:

 

[BDIrish4ever]

In the spirit of Peter Griffen's What Grinds my Gears.... this thread is dedicated to what drives people crazy. While the comments in this thread may offend some people we need to make sure that all posts follow the guidelines of IE. I am sure any posts that cross the line will be deleted.

To start....

Why on earth must the West Virginia meth addicts all wear ND sweatshirts. I traveled to WV for work this week and I saw a guy that was about 6'1" and most likely weighed about 100 pounds. Of course he had the dumbfounded look on his face that meant he was either so fried out of his head or he was trying to contemplate why his grandmother was disappointed with him for impregnating his cousin. To entertain myself I approached him and asked if he thought that the good recruiting class would help us out next year. He became instantly uncomfortable and begin fidgiting.... he seemed as tense as a trucker who has driven over 300 miles without being able to find the next adultbook store. After mumbling stumbling for a second he finally let me know that he had not followed the Irish for a couple of years. I wanted to push the issue and ask him who his favorite player was the last year he followed the Irish but I did not want him to get worked up to the point where he started pissing himself.

Daily Rant: Fricken Meth'ed out in-breds should not be allowed to purchase or wear ND attire

So much for the theory, "All publicity is all good publicity"

 

[Win4Gipper]

Saturday March 1st's Rant

On December 4th of last year my wife and I were blessed with our first child, a little girl. It by far has been the greatest thing that has ever happened to me (the time I got 6 interceptions in one game on TecmoBowl with Brian Bosworth is a close second), but one thing that now drives me nuts is going to the mall... I have always hated teenagers and their mental instability in my eyes is grounds for just locking them up until a logic thought reenters their minds. But now that I have a daughter I have found my ultimate nemesis.... the teenage male (Stoney and his sexist ways is a close second)... how on earth can those hornballs walk at a normal pace and have one hand on a girls bum while the other hand is rubbing her arm in a glorious attempt to have knuckle brush by some side boob.... I do know that it is not all the guys fault... these hussies are showing up at the mall dressed like they are ready to make there next $25 dollars on the corner of Vine and 12th street.... and not too mention the hefty hussies who look like they are trying to smuggle 10 pounds of beebies in a five pound bag....

Teenage hornballs should be banned from the malls

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I's got needs, like you wouldn't believes
I bring it on strong, cause it's footlong
My swag is grand, her booty in my hand
I always feel like playin, just sayin

 

[IrishGrizz]

Saturday March 1st's Rant

On December 4th of last year my wife and I were blessed with our first child, a little girl. It by far has been the greatest thing that has ever happened to me (the time I got 6 interceptions in one game on TecmoBowl with Brian Bosworth is a close second), but one thing that now drives me nuts is going to the mall... I have always hated teenagers and their mental instability in my eyes is grounds for just locking them up until a logic thought reenters their minds. But now that I have a daughter I have found my ultimate nemesis.... the teenage male (Stoney and his sexist ways is a close second)... how on earth can those hornballs walk at a normal pace and have one hand on a girls bum while the other hand is rubbing her arm in a glorious attempt to have knuckle brush by some side boob.... I do know that it is not all the guys fault... these hussies are showing up at the mall dressed like they are ready to make there next $25 dollars on the corner of Vine and 12th street.... and not too mention the hefty hussies who look like they are trying to smuggle 10 pounds of beebies in a five pound bag....

Teenage hornballs should be banned from the malls

Wait til you girl hits teenage. i have 3- all girls and they are 19, 17 3/4ths and 16 1/2. I have had to deal with alot of the boys. I find scaring the sh*& out of them from the start is the best policy. Remind me to pull up my copy of the email I sent my oldest daughters 1st boyfriend. Maybe on another thread. hmmm...

 

[Win4Gipper]

Wait til you girl hits teenage. i have 3- all girls and they are 19, 17 3/4ths and 16 1/2. I have had to deal with alot of the boys. I find scaring the sh*& out of them from the start is the best policy. Remind me to pull up my copy of the email I sent my oldest daughters 1st boyfriend. Maybe on another thread. hmmm...

I look forward to reading it..... I dread my little girl growing up.... I cant imagine what its like to have three teenage daughters

 

[IrishGrizz]

I could not be more blessed. All three are a fantastic joy and all 3 are very different from each other. Thank god they take after their mother and can put up with me.

 

[IrishGrizz]

Win4Gipper, I really miss your rants. Update this when you get time. i need a good laugh or 2 or 4 or 6.......

 

[Win4Gipper]

Win4Gipper, I really miss your rants. Update this when you get time. i need a good laugh or 2 or 4 or 6.......

Will do.... it has been crazy at work so I have not had a chance to rant.... I will try to get one posted later tonight...

 

[SoCalDomer]

you can't keep all that rantage in. you will explode.

 

[Rocket's Rocket Fan]

Eyes and ears people here comes another Win4Gipper rant.

I can't lie I'm excited for it.

 

[Win4Gipper]

I don’t want to offend any tree hugging liberals but there is only one person on earth who I can not stand more than my manatee of a mother-in-law and that is Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton. I live in Ohio which unfortunately was a swing state for Obama and the former First B&tch. Hillary is about as usefull as a blowup doll made of sandpaper... I can not stand her hubby Bill but if I had to come home to that bulldog of a woman everyday Monica Lewinsky would start looking good to me also. I mean not many guys would pass up fun with Cigars over hanging out with a woman who looks like they have been smoking them for 30 years. I hate people who just tell me what they think I want to hear and everyone of her annoying campaign adds made me feel like she thought I had and extra chromosome on my 21st gene marker (someone please explain this to NDOM). I am not sexist but I think if you can’t pee standing up you really should not be running this great country!!! I also hate how she tries to pretend she is a friend of all people… I hear she wanted to befriend Andrew Zimmerman so she sent him a tape of her eating fetuses…. Fortunately for one and all the travel channel chose not show that clip…. I can not imagine what I will do if she is elected…. I would rather play naked twister with a 98 year old cat lady with leprosy than have to hear her on TV every day for the next 4 years….. I will not give my opinion about Barak and Mcain but let me make this clear…..

I CAN NOT STAND THAT WITCH OF A WOMAN HILLARY AND I WOULD RATHER BE PUNCHED IN THE MARBLES EVERYDAY FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS THAN HAVE TO SEE HER UGLY MUG DAILY ON THE NEWS

 

[IrishGrizz]

I love you, man. You are my rant hero. As a current active duty member of the military, I had to keep this type of rant to myself in the nineties (think 92-00), and the last 7 I have had to listen to the type about W and his intelligence (or percieved lack there of).

She came to 'visit' us in Iraq w a couple of other senators in '05, and I strategicly ensured a junior officer took my duties that day to make sure her needs were attended to. All I can say is Ditto and when "the man " will allow my star to work on your rep bar I will send you more reps!!!

 

[Rocket's Rocket Fan]

LOL....Loved it and agreed with every word.

 

[IrishGrizz]

I cannot believe you only got a few responses on this one so far Win4. Must have been too subtle on your points. Got to work harder next time. Just make sure you do it again.