An interview with some WR from DC.

[GoshenGipper]

So, do you want a good laugh? Just read this interview. Sunday Morning Quarterback (SMQ) did an interview with some WR from DC, I think his name was somthing like , or whatever. I've heard he supposed to be pretty good, but I've never heard of him, so we'll see I guess.

On the Trail - SMQ Sits Down With:

My favorite part of the interview...

Coach Zook, man, that man is a trip. They see he's got one spped - 100 miles and hour, and he goes that fast all the time. And they ain't lyin'. He took me out, like, jet skiing and that kind of thing, you know. On my visit...


...he took me out on this huge ass lake and we just tore it up in this little boat he had. Coach Z was cool, he was cool, definitely. Introduced me to some girls on campus, took me out on the field and had all the lights on and we tossed the ball around and he was acting all like he was the P.A. guy, throwing it and making me run routes and the whole thing, calling it, like "Benn at the 15, at the 10, Benn's gonna go!! Touchdown, Arrelious Benn!" And he'd do the crowd noise with his mouth and run up to me in the end zone and do the chest bump and everything. He made me douse him with Gatorade. That was kinda weird. But he was kind of more like a buddy than a coach, not like some of the coaches I talked to who felt like they'd be looking over my shoulder all the time.

:jawdrop:

 

[LOVEMYIRISH]

You know it was a satire article right?

 

[GoshenGipper]

No, I didn't although I didn't take most of it a serious article anyway. I just thought that "he" was trying to be funny, but it came off more like a bad attitude.

 

[kjones]

So I guess you didn't read the end... does reading make you do this

 

[gboroirish]

that was really funny

 

[RyanS]

He made me douse him with Gatorade. That was kinda weird.

That's....just.......creepy

 

[RichardRiot]

"AB: The Fightin' what? Where the hell is that?"

Priceless......LMAO

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I don't care if the article was in jest or not. Doesn't sound like ND material to me.

 

[leprechaun4life]

I read that a couple days ago. It made me laugh the entire day, really brightened my mood after JT. Illi what? That be some bullshiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!