2012 Season Checklist

[A Pac]

I am so freaking amped right now for the season to start. I can barely contain myself. I just thought I would make a checklist of everything I will need.

2012 player guide? Check
Latest Navy scouting report? Check
New edition of The Shirt? Check
iPhone for when I need to post to IrishEnvy during the game? Check
Computer for when I throw the IPhone across the room? Check
New shirt that says how much USC sucks? Check
Comfy couch to watch the games from? Check
Food and beer? Check
Enough Jameson to last the season? Check
Backup Jameson for when the Irish lose to an unranked team? Check
Years worth of Pepto Bismal to go through by the 4th game? Check
Two more cases of Pepto for the rest of the season? Check
Naked pictures of ACamp and Johnnykills wives? Check
Tissues for when we turn the ball over deep in the opponents territory in the fourth quarter? Check
Shotgun to contemplate ending the misery? Che- sorry, that's for Browns season
Rosary beads for when I need to repent for my foul language every Saturday? Check

Looks like I'm ready for the 2012 season. GO IRISH!!!