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  1. Crazy Balki

    Sept 20 | Purdue

    Okay, let's put this one away.
  2. Crazy Balki

    Sept 20 | Purdue

    I completely forgot Shuler was suspended. That's how indifferent I've been this week.
  3. Crazy Balki

    Sept 20 | Purdue

    ST ain't far behind them. Kick out of bounds and giving up a fake punt.
  4. Crazy Balki

    Sept 20 | Purdue

    How? This team went from top 5 in 3rd and long stops to bottom 10 over an offseason.
  5. Crazy Balki

    '23 MO CB Christian Gray (Notre Dame Signee)

    The "curse" was that our 3rd nickel spot so far has not worked out so far. I mean that as a play on the phrase "third time's the charm".
  6. Crazy Balki

    '23 MO CB Christian Gray (Notre Dame Signee)

    I think the third time was the curse with nickel transfers. We hit the jackpot with Harper and Clark. Both were excellent nickels and remained, for the most part, healthy. Smith meanwhile has been hobbled and it's forced us to play Hobbs, and he's clearly nowhere close to being ready. I...
  7. Crazy Balki

    Chris "Belt To" Ash - Defensive Coordinator

    To be fair, the year prior to him going to Ohio State, their defense was really mediocre. They went from 47th in defensive FEI in '13 to 13th in 2014, then went to 7th in 2015. And yeah, Texas' defense was average in 2020, but COVID isn't exactly a good time to instill a new defense. You're...
  8. Crazy Balki

    Chris "Belt To" Ash - Defensive Coordinator

    What a In hindsight, the comparisons to BVG are striking. BVG was an elite college DC in 2004. He was hired in 2014. He spent '05-13 as an unsuccessful HC and mildly successful NFL position coach. Chris Ash was an elite college DC in 2015. He was hired in 2025. He spent '16-24 as an...
  9. Crazy Balki

    Chicago Bears address

    I hate this team. I hate this football season. We're 3 weeks in and my teams have yet to win a single goddamn game.
  10. Crazy Balki

    Texas A&M Postgame

    It's the drunk method.
  11. Crazy Balki

    Texas A&M Postgame

    So you enjoying the show? You liking what we saw? 4 hours of absolute garbage. I hate calling out people, but it is what it is. They played and coached like shit, and it cost the team a playoff bid most likely.
  12. Crazy Balki

    Texas A&M Postgame

    Greyhammer, you don't like what I said? Tough shit. What we saw was unac-goddamn-ceptable. Two weeks. Two. Goddamn. Weeks.
  13. Crazy Balki

    Texas A&M Postgame

    Calling everybody on defense out. Drayk Bowen, you're a pussy. Chris Ash, pack your shit! Christian Gray, more like Gary Gray! Two weeks. TWO FUCKING WEEKS! YOU HAD TO FIX THIS AND THEY GOT WORSE!!!! You fucking pathetic wastes of space!
  14. Crazy Balki

    Marcus Freeman Revisited

    Freeman needs to answer for this. You had 2 weeks to fix the issues on defense and they went out and somehow looked WORSE. I'm beyond angry.
  15. Crazy Balki

    Sept 13 | Texas A&M

    Ash needs to be fired. Immediately. What a garbage as coach!
  16. Crazy Balki

    Sept 13 | Texas A&M

    Please don't do this to me guys. Please don't do this to me. 4th and 11, 19 seconds left. Just make the damn stop!
  17. Crazy Balki

    Sept 13 | Texas A&M

    I hate everybody!
  18. Crazy Balki

    Sept 13 | Texas A&M

    I better see a fucking defense nutting the fuck up.
  19. Crazy Balki

    Sept 13 | Texas A&M

    I really cannot right now with this damn team.
  20. Crazy Balki

    Sept 13 | Texas A&M

    Nut the everloving fuck up!
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