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And watch out for Dog the bounty hunter. 🤣

Benning. You will love Victory Drive. We called it "VD" lol

At least you catch the dog before it shreds the toilet paper to smithereens

Nothing burger

lol lol

Can't speak for the rest.....but I certainly missed ya. 😂

Prister the fister?

I can do my best to be the next person to be banned but I kinda like you bitches.

So if all you do IS drink alcohol and you accidentally drink a coke or some water......does that mean you have a problem? (Asking for a pal) 🙄😂

Since we are on that subject...... I was dating a girl circa 2003. She spent the night at my place right around the middle of when we started dating, anyway fast forward to wake up time she proceeds to go to the kitchen to get some water (unfortunately NOT make me breakfast). All of a sudden...

Yes.....I can imagine. That's the beautiful thing about imagination. 🤣

Michael Connelly did the Lincoln lawyer. Great book.

Oh I forgot...... Ps ......soccer SUUUUUUUUCKS.

Fucking participation trophies. I swear to God the downfall of america started with squeeze cheese from a metal container.......then participation trophies.....then boys wanting to play in girls sports but NO girls at all that want to play in boys sports (which is weird to me 🤔).......now 39...

Better than finding them on the floor with your bare feet. 🤣🤣🤣

College football will eventually say "hold my beer" the way things are going.

You know you have issues when the fans run to get the baseball players autographs at the men's basketball game. 🤣🤣🤣

Cheer for Miami?? Don't you dare. Shut that whore mouth. 🤣

I forgot there was a game today....just checked score, laughed as I wasn't surprised and now I'm on here reading comments on what I already knew. 🙄🤣

Not if you have a long enough straw. 🙄