The blanket of cheese serves a similar function as the towel over one's head when eating an ortolan bunting: When something so shameful exists, you must attempt to hide it even from God.
The LA Summer Olympics being teased during the closing ceremonies the other day got me thinking about flag football. I know spots will be limited but you have to think Love would be a great choice. (Would be cool for him to get a gold medal as well.)
Went out and weedwacked a mini bramble forest that had taken over the back of my lot. If you watched closely you'd realize it looked a lot like I was practicing deking.
Agree with you on the rivalry being fun. It's nice to talk shit with Canadians about hockey rather than bite my nails over what human rights disaster Russia is going to spin positive national sentiment into if they cheat their way to a win.