Recent content by AlaskanIrish

The skiers and riders on this board appreciate the shit out of your work. Thanks for letting us get to the mountains and back home safely!

Great post! What a legend she is. And how about Breezy Johnson?!? I’m sure Lindsey is super stoked for her. I’m in Jackson Hole at the moment and the locals are going crazy for their hometown hero.

Love Lindsey. She’s amazing, and her comeback has been nothing short of remarkable. But literally the greatest skier to ever live is also competing for the U.S. and A., Mikaela Shiffrin. Men & women. Any era. I’ve been lucky enough to see her compete at World Cup events a couple times. It’s...

Absolutely! Gorgeous country. We ended up checking out Bolton that day. Not sure if that counts as Northern Kingdom, but the conditions were phenomenal! I've always passed it up for the bigger resorts, but I'll definitely be going back. Highly recommend.

I’ve been skiing at Jay Peak, VT the last couple days. They closed all of the upper mountain lifts yesterday, including the tram, because the windchill was -45! Had to ski Burke instead. I’ve seen wind holds for lifts before. Never just a straight up cancellation for temperature. Crazy cold up...

Woohoo! And now I can leave work happy. Welcome, Francis!

Based on your profile pic, I thought you were a cartographer.

“Eggnog, who thought that one up? “I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.” You know what eggnog really is. You’re not gonna want to hear it, but I’ll tell ya. It’s elf cum. You might as well pour it down your back and slap your self on the ass.” -Dave Attell

Personally, I don’t hate the guy. Or anyone else on the board for that matter. He got under my skin at one point because he was rapid-fire posting these impenetrable paragraphs—no punctuation, typos all over. No one’s perfect, but it was ridiculous. Then I thought perhaps there was something...

IE Notre Dame Man? I emphatically vote yes.

W/r/t your ban:

“And if you didn't take the weapon on board, relax; after you've been flying for about an hour, they're gonna bring you a knife and fork.They actually give you a fucking knife! It's only a table knife, but you could kill a pilot with a table knife. It might take you a couple of minutes you...

Carr would just have to wait until his senior year for the Heisman. Let’s keep rolling on this hope train. It feels nice after this past week. That could be the gummie though.

If only there were someone on this board we could ask.