Florida State RB Jermaine Thomas Academically ineligible...

NDPhilly

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He was the #2 RB. Not a huge loss, butt It should Hurt them.
 
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word out of Tallahassee is that he'll complete his connect the dots and color by numbers in time to rejoin the team in Orlando.
 

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word out of Tallahassee is that he'll complete his connect the dots and color by numbers in time to rejoin the team in Orlando.

Heard he thru a tantrum because they yelled at him for eating the crayons...Then they gave him cookies and milk, nap time rolled around and everything was good at good ol' FSU once again.
 
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This is Priceless.

Seminoles short three after felony arrests, academics | Inside the Irish

Jenkins, a linebacker redshirting this season, is charged with a third degree county of vehicular grand theft, after taking a motorcycle from outside of an apartment complex. His rationale, according to Warchant.com, who accessed the police report, wasn’t the best:


The report states that when officers asked Jenkins if he knew why they were there, Jenkins conceded that it was about the motorcycle. Jenkins told the officers that he found the motorcycle lying on the ground and had taken it in to his apartment to put in his room. Jenkins told officers that it was not his motorcycle and he didn’t know who it belonged to, but allegedly told the officers that “anyone who leaves a motorcycle out should expect to have it stolen.”
 

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This thread is totally hilarious...sitting at the office laughing my a-- off. People are starting to give me crazy looks.
 

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This is Priceless.

Seminoles short three after felony arrests, academics | Inside the Irish

Jenkins, a linebacker redshirting this season, is charged with a third degree county of vehicular grand theft, after taking a motorcycle from outside of an apartment complex. His rationale, according to Warchant.com, who accessed the police report, wasn’t the best:


The report states that when officers asked Jenkins if he knew why they were there, Jenkins conceded that it was about the motorcycle. Jenkins told the officers that he found the motorcycle lying on the ground and had taken it in to his apartment to put in his room. Jenkins told officers that it was not his motorcycle and he didn’t know who it belonged to, but allegedly told the officers that “anyone who leaves a motorcycle out should expect to have it stolen.”

oh my god...he really said that? Too stupid to be a successful creminole...thats going to illicit a phone call from Bobby Bowden. Wish I could hear that exchange..."Son, are you stupid?"...Na dad gum it Jimbo, I tole ya a hunded times...these boys godda be prepaed on AND off the field. Did ya not go through the stolen merchandise role play?...Jesus, ya jus gotta do betta!
 

RyCo1983

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Yeah he really said that...

Thanks for the laughs boys!
Keep the Free Shoes hate coming!
 
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