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[Who'saWildManNow]

You'll be fine man. Just be consistent and truthful. They'll ask you the initial basic, rhetorical questions to see how your body reacts to telling the truth. The "clenching sphincter" thing is a way to show that your body reacts the same way for every answer you give, therefore not indicating a lie. I wouldn't suggest it, especially because you said you have nothing to hide.

 

[NDFan4Life]

You'll be fine man. Just be consistent and truthful. They'll ask you the initial basic, rhetorical questions to see how your body reacts to telling the truth. The "clenching sphincter" thing is a way to show that your body reacts the same way for every answer you give, therefore not indicating a lie. I wouldn't suggest it, especially because you said you have nothing to hide.

Thanks for the pep talk.

I figure I'll be as honest as I can possibly be and hope for the best. There's other jobs out there if I don't get this one.

 

[Junkhead]

It's not a lie if you believe it.
-George Costanza

 

[Buster Bluth]

I've heard the do this when people say they've stolen stuff on the test:

My advice, when they ask that question, respond with this:

""Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever." --Terrelle Pryor.

Terrelle is such a paragon of human achievement that they will have no choice but to hire you and give you a pay increase.