The person below me (new game)

[Veer option]

I wanted the world to know that I am a down to earth and approachable individual by getting a giant tattoo on my face.








The person below me feels that stunner shades and bling are two crucial pieces of attire for hunting shorties at the club.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades, and my diamonds are reckless...feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace.

The person below me can ride his bike with no handle bars...

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

It's amazingly easy when you still use training wheels.
(Was gonna go with the 'having an extra long kick stand' - but decided to pass this time)

The person below me wears a Hitler. . . And thinks it looks good.

 

[BeauBenken]

It does! It makes my junk look even bigger!

(haha yea... didn't think I'd go there did ya? )


Person below me uses vinegar as cologne.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Smells better than formaldehyde when you try to impress the lady on the first date.

Person below me is still dead. Starting to stink.

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

I'm not dead yet!!!

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The person below me is a two timing fink.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Well, just once. But she was a Laughter Day Saint, with large....

Person below me eats boogers.

 

[Veer option]

Boogers taste exactly what you think.......DELICIOUS!!!











The person below me went to school everyday, walking up hill both ways, in the snow, carrying a heavy book bag with no shoes.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

My dad had shoes, he says, but they had holes in them he had to stuff with newspaper.

The person below me has to carry a light bulb from room to room because they can't afford electricity.

 

[BeauBenken]

I also generate the electricity for my light bulb by wearing feetie pajamas and making static electricity. Doesn't work though...I still need carpet.


The person below me stuffs for their lack of...stuff.

 

[Irish Insanity]

Size may matter, but my *** is like a jackhammer.

The person below me has butt implants.

 

[Veer option]

They made me VERY popular during my stint in prison.





The person below me cried a bucket of shame because of the last Sex and the City movie.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I HATE CHICK FLICKS, and I felt emasuclated for having to sit through that garbage!

The person below me thinks unicorns and glitter are two of the most fabulous things. EVER.

 

[BeauBenken]

Because of Flo from the Progressive commercials...

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Person below me tries to eat upside down whenever they get drunk...which is quite often.