Dizzyphil
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what do you call a USC grad in a 3 piece suit?
the defendant.
what do you get if you drive slowly by the USC campus?
a degree.
did you hear the library at USC burned down? they lost both books, and one hadn't even been colored in yet.
why doesn't USC have ice on the sidelines?
the guy with the rescipe graduated.
how do you get a USC grad off your front porch?
pay him for the pizza.
BEAT SC!
A USC Professorr was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam.
He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
One smart ***, USC male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the USC teacher glared at the USC student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
Diz
hahaha