I Freakin' HATE U$C With A White Hot Passion!

Dizzyphil

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what do you call a USC grad in a 3 piece suit?
the defendant.
what do you get if you drive slowly by the USC campus?
a degree.
did you hear the library at USC burned down? they lost both books, and one hadn't even been colored in yet.
why doesn't USC have ice on the sidelines?
the guy with the rescipe graduated.
how do you get a USC grad off your front porch?
pay him for the pizza.

BEAT SC!

A USC Professorr was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam.

He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.

One smart ***, USC male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.

After the laughter had subsided, the USC teacher glared at the USC student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

Diz
 

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I hated Sneaky Pete, but Lane Kiffen is a whole new animal. He has made a career of taking jobs no one else wants. He got SC as a third or fourth choice for the job. He is a totally dip ****, and will drive that program into the ground. He was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple, what a joke.
 

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A ND fan is sitting at a bar in Southern California. He turns to the guy next to him and say I heard the funniest joke about USC yesterday. You want to hear it?
The guy turns to him and says before you tell it you should know I am 6'3 265 and I went to USC. Then he points to the guy next to him and says he is 6'4 319 and also attended USC, and the guy next to him is 6'9 324 and as well attended USC.
So you still want to tell that joke? He asks.
The ND fan replies, nah, you'd never understand!
Go Irish, lets go for two no matter the score. If they ask why BK can tell them, they wont let us go for 3.
 

JKhrome1ND

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I hate USC soooo much that when i found out one of my favorite cousin's got into SC i stopped talking to her for 4 years, i really did too. :headbang: hahaha
 

JKhrome1ND

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Here are some funny jokes you guys would like .......


A first grade teacher tells her class that she is an ‘SC fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are ‘SC fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, “Janie, why didn’t you raise your hand?”

“Because I’m not an ‘SC fan,” she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, “Then who are you a fan of?”

“I am a Notre Dame fan, and proud of it,” Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. “Janie, why pray tell are you a Notre Dame fan?”

“Because my mom is a Notre Dame fan, and my dad is a Notre Dame fan, so I’m a Notre Dame fan too!”

“Well,” said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, “that is no reason for you to be a Notre Dame fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?”

“Then,” Janie smiled, “I’d be an ‘SC fan.”

So you still want to tell that joke? He asks.
The ND fan replies, nah, you'd never understand!

i heard this joke before but the ending was different, you can also say it like this .....

Now, you still wanna tell that joke?”

The ND fan replies: “Naw, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
 

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So an SC student shows up at his physical chemistry professor's office looking very confused.
"How can I help you, son?"
"Well, sir, my mother gave me a Thermos bottle for a present this year."
"I'm not sure what that has to do with physical chemistry."
"Well, early in the football season, I put some cold margaritas in the Thermos and took them to the game. All through the game, those margaritas were ice cold. Then, later in the season, I put some hot cocoa and schnapps in the Thermos and all through the game it was piping hot."
"I'm still not sure what your question is."
"Well, sir..., how does it know?"
 

condoms SUCk

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Enough is enough; let's take care of business this weekend. GOOO IRISH…BEAT TROJANS!!!
 

MNIrishman

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Ketchup and mustard are no colors for a football team. A hotdog vendors' union, perhaps, but not a football team.
 

IrishinSyria

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You know how much I hate USC? I'm going to use my 1,000th post to say this:

USC SUCKS! Go IRISH.
 

ryno 24

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I hate USC more than Dayton and UC combined I think I might rather spent a night with rosie o donnell than cheer for USC
 
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