Nice post.
As for Poodle being smart...is he? I think (and many others) that he overpaid for a career back-up big-time in Charlie Whitehurst, who wasn't even that good in college (turnover machine if I recall correctly EDIT: 18 TDs with 21 INTs his last 2 yrs...yikes) and was a 3RD STRINGER. Petey wanted a new QB, and from I read Bates convinced him that Whitehurst was really good. The Chargers fans are still laughing from that trade. And with that trade, the feeling is that Sea is out of the market for a QB early in the draft. But it sounds as if Seattle is still checking out QBs, so who knows? (EDIT: Seattle OC Bates was there at his pro-day today.)
Unlike most ND fans, I don't hate Petey that much. He kicked the shit out of ND every year (as a competitor I have to respect that...unlike SC fans who always rip Lou Holtz and call him an idiot even though that 'idiot' stuck it every single freakin' year), and the way SC fans are cheering his exit and lauding the great Lane Kiffin (LOL), I kinda want to see him succeed while the Trogans fall flat on their faces...