Worst Job in college football

Polish Leppy 22

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I was thinking about this earlier and wanted to see what all you guys thought. When I say worst job in college football, I don't necessarily mean head coaching gigs.

I'm talking about a few ideas here. Feel free to throw in yours, too. I'm anxious to see what we get.

1. NCAA Compliance director at USC

2. Janitor in charge of opening and closing football building at Michigan

3. Academic support advisor at Florida State

4. Whoever the Mormon (no offense) is at BYU who has to tell all their players to avoid sleeping with women and drinking alcohol...or they'll be expelled

5. Media relations director at Notre Dame

6. Director of Ticket Sales at Florida International



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JefMaj

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I'd say 2) - the UM job.... from the sound of it... they work around the clock... 24/7... nothing (hours) is documented so how do you earn overtime...
 

JefMaj

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I'd go with the NCAA Compliance director at USC

What??? paid to stay away... "I see nothing... I hear nothing..." Call Indianapolis every few weeks... "The rumors are BS... the LA Times has it out for us... it's nothing... by the way... did I say we are USC..."


"We Cool?" "Great, go to St. Elmo's... have the shrimp... send me the bill... Poodle's autograph? I can do that... It'll ne by direct courier..."
 
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BYU does not screw around with that sex thing... I personally know multiple people of varying ages who at one time or another were students at BYU or excepted and were weeks away from classes who confessed to pre-marital or were highly suspected and were expelled or flat denied enrollment
 

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Wow @ BYU.

There's a college like that near where I live. North Greenville University. Very strict Baptist college.

They'll kick you out for having sex, smoking, drinking, etc.

My vote for worst job in the country:

Campus Police at the University of South Carolina.. it has to suck making all those people mad at you every week for arresting their players!
 
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