Voodoo Magic

[johnnykillz]

Alright, so I'm seriously going to buy a goat, capture three bats, take the locks from a super sexy vixen of a virgin, and rub anise along with chicken bones (freshly eaten) on a USC jersey. Then I plan on burning the sacrifical raiments while whispering "F%*! USC, F%*! USC, ..." slowly and lightly with ever increasing volume until the crescendo of which is the apex of flame length.

I then will paint me noggin' green and gold!

BRING THE PAIN ND! GO IRISH!

P.S., Anyone know of any super hot virgins? DAMN-IT!

 

[Riddickulous]

In terms of craziness...

Voodoo Magic > Bipolar Disorder

But in all seriousness, that was pretty creative stuff there, bro.

 

[johnnykillz]

Roger that good buddy. Voodoo Magic/Good luck (hard work meeting opportunity) * sqrt of USC's evil football program (Petey's sold soul) = Irish Win...

I concur Voodoo > Bipolar Disorder > No problem other than identifying everyone else's problem.

Fearless Prediction: ND 31 USC 24

Go IRISH!

 

[The Polish Irishman]

Can't be any worse after we beat Washington and I was drunker than a Kennedy in my front yard, shirtless, waving my ND Flag on my ten foot pole screaming we will be SC. My prego wife was so proud.

 

[Riddickulous]

Can't be any worse after we beat Washington and I was drunker than a Kennedy in my front yard, shirtless, waving my ND Flag on my ten foot pole screaming we will be SC. My prego wife was so proud.

LOL

 

[WabashFalcon]

My high school team that I coach is 0-7 this year. We've lost 5 games by a total of 6 points. I actually went to KFC, bouth a bucket of chicken and burried it outside my apartment. Why? I wanted to draw the worst team in our sectional. God/Jobu/Satan was listening. I literally lept for joy.

I can't make this shit up.

 

[johnnykillz]

Can't be any worse after we beat Washington and I was drunker than a Kennedy in my front yard, shirtless, waving my ND Flag on my ten foot pole screaming we will be SC. My prego wife was so proud.

You're my hero. Simply. Awesome.

 

[Riddickulous]

My high school team that I coach is 0-7 this year. We've lost 5 games by a total of 6 points. I actually went to KFC, bouth a bucket of chicken and burried it outside my apartment. Why? I wanted to draw the worst team in our sectional. God/Jobu/Satan was listening. I literally lept for joy.

I can't make this shit up.

0-7? OUCH.

 

[johnnykillz]

0-7? OUCH.

No doubt, its sins of the father. Wabash, have you rebuked the sins of the father through prayer? I said enough prayers to bless 1000 Notre Dame blasphemies. Too bad for USC we didn't need them. HA!

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Petey, 1000 prayers + Touchdown Jesus * the coefficient of the greatest prime number known to Stephen "F"ing Hawking > Carroll's sold soul.

USC is toast! Go IRISH!

 

[kmoose]

My high school team that I coach is 0-7 this year. We've lost 5 games by a total of 6 points. I actually went to KFC, bouth a bucket of chicken and burried it outside my apartment. Why? I wanted to draw the worst team in our sectional. God/Jobu/Satan was listening. I literally lept for joy.

I can't make this shit up.

2 questions.............

1. When you say sectional, I am assuming that you are talking about the playoffs? How do you go 0-7, and still make the playoffs?

2. There is a team in your sectional that is worse than 0-7?

 

[Riddickulous]

No doubt, its sins of the father. Wabash, have you rebuked the sins of the father through prayer? I said enough prayers to bless 1000 Notre Dame blasphemies. Too bad for USC we didn't need them. HA!

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Petey, 1000 prayers + Touchdown Jesus * the coefficient of the greatest prime number known to Stephen "F"ing Hawking > Carroll's sold soul.

USC is toast! Go IRISH!

Goddamn, dude.

You must smoke more weed than NDOM...without the incredible negativity.

 

[johnnykillz]

Goddamn, dude.

You must smoke more weed than NDOM...without the incredible negativity.

I probably used to smoke as much as NDOM. But now I'm a responsible adult with a wife, a kid, and with some 56 random union workers grieving me about twice per month. Plus I work with transuranic radionuclides.

That being said, I do miss a fat hooter from time to time. Now I waste my life on Notre Dame Football and Chicago Cubs baseball.

Funny how marijuana came into this conversation... I vote legalize it! Oh yeah, and Clausen for Senate in 2032.

 

[Riddickulous]

I probably used to smoke as much as NDOM. But now I'm a responsible adult with a wife, a kid, and with some 56 random union workers grieving me about twice per month. Plus I work with transuranic radionuclides.

That being said, I do miss a fat hooter from time to time. Now I waste my life on Notre Dame Football and Chicago Cubs baseball.

Funny how marijuana came into this conversation... I vote legalize it! Oh yeah, and Clausen for Senate in 2032.

Clausen will still be in the NFL in 2032. He'll be 45, then. It seems unrealistic, but Clausen is made of iron.

 

[johnnykillz]

I heard Favre and Clausen's mom attended the same college. I'm not insinuating anything. Forgive me Papa Clausen. I hate to be the one to let the cat out of the bag...:jawdrop:

 

[Riddickulous]

I heard Favre and Clausen's mom attended the same college. I'm not insinuating anything. Forgive me Papa Clausen. I hate to be the one to let the cat out of the bag...:jawdrop:

Clausen isn't an overrated douchebag that throws 200 picks a year.

 

[johnnykillz]

Thank-god he got some of momma's genes... Biological diversity is a wonderful thing, eh Darwinians?

 

[Riddickulous]

Thank-god he got some of momma's genes... Biological diversity is a wonderful thing, eh Darwinians?

Darwinians can suck it.

 

[Swash]

I probably used to smoke as much as NDOM. But now I'm a responsible adult with a wife, a kid, and with some 56 random union workers grieving me about twice per month. Plus I work with transuranic radionuclides.

That being said, I do miss a fat hooter from time to time. Now I waste my life on Notre Dame Football and Chicago Cubs baseball.

Funny how marijuana came into this conversation... I vote legalize it! Oh yeah, and Clausen for Senate in 2032.

You may be my new favorite member. Keep to positive mind up, and the laughs rolling in

 

[johnnykillz]

Darwinians can suck it.

I'm going to guess this is the "other" you. The mean distempered version. Well Mr. Other You, give me back the nice CTF ASAP you ASS!

 

[WabashFalcon]

2 questions.............

1. When you say sectional, I am assuming that you are talking about the playoffs? How do you go 0-7, and still make the playoffs?

2. There is a team in your sectional that is worse than 0-7?

Everyone in Indiana makes the playoffs. We play is a hell of a Conference... the team we drew plays soft ass football in a conference of faries smacking each other with pillows.

 

[Riddickulous]

I'm going to guess this is the "other" you. The mean distempered version. Well Mr. Other You, give me back the nice CTF ASAP you ASS!

There is no such thing as a "nice" CTF.

However, there is such thing as a God Mode CTF.

 

[johnnykillz]

You may be my new favorite member. Keep to positive mind up, and the laughs rolling in

Grassy ass mi amigo. Although I must say I have a million other things to be worried about, I choose this time toilet to divulge my daily allotment this evening.

I truly read the technical posts as well related to press conferences and statistics. I felt like a random post to create meaningless ND rulez drunken thoughts, even though I'm sober. Copy that?

 

[johnnykillz]

Everyone in Indiana makes the playoffs. We play is a hell of a Conference... the team we drew plays soft ass football in a conference of faries smacking each other with pillows.

I'm sure it looks good on the resume... Errr something lol.

Dude, how are the cheerleaders?

 

[Riddickulous]

I'm sure it looks good on the resume... Errr something lol.

Dude, how are the cheerleaders?

Speaking of cheerleaders, there aren't any at my high school.

 

[johnnykillz]

However, there is such thing as a God Mode CTF.

Whoah! Time out on the field. You have two remaining. haha

 

[Riddickulous]

Time out on the field. You have two remaining.

I think I'll use another one to come over there and beat your ass.

 

[johnnykillz]

Take it easy Blount.

It was only a shoulder slap and "good game, we whooped that ASS!"

You aren't really gonna hire an attorney for this one too are you?

 

[Riddickulous]

Take it easy Blount.

It was only a shoulder slap and "good game, we whooped that ASS!"

You aren't really gonna hire an attorney for this one too are you?

Can it, Hout. It was pretty gay that you didn't get punished for the PWNED look on your face when I Chuck Norris'd you.

 

[tankjeep]

Can't be any worse after we beat Washington and I was drunker than a Kennedy in my front yard, shirtless, waving my ND Flag on my ten foot pole screaming we will be SC. My prego wife was so proud.

my wife is prego too. so you having a boy or a girl.

girl on my end...they say real men can do that....i was like "oh really, i'm going to kill the milkman".

anyway, jklz you're crazy man....i like you.

 

[johnnykillz]

Can it, Hout. It was pretty gay that you didn't get punished for the PWNED look on your face when I Chuck Norris'd you.

Props... LOL

You could so tell his bell was RUNG for the rest of the night. Damn-it talking cah cah. lol