Riddickulous
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Michigan sucks. Continue discussion.
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The I Hate Michigan Thread
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Wolverines are glorified rats with fur... look it up on facebook...
Riddickulous
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I do not doubt this.
My dad made a valid point earlier today in one of our many Notre Dame discussions: If Michigan can't get any pressure on Western Michigan, we will have no trouble.
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Changed the title of the thread so everyone knows what we're talking about. CTF, now you can put all your idiot Michigan fan stories in one place!
Also, did you guys know that Bitchagain and DickRod are going to play 3 (!!!) QBs against Western Michigan! WTF??? Are you kidding me? All of spring ball and all of summer camp and still no definitive starter??? And please don't tell me you're trying to keep big mighty Western Mich on their toes. Please tell me you haven't fallen that far.
Remember when ND played 3 QBs in their opener? Wasn't the plan but we still did it. The result was 3-9. One can only hope DickRod suffers the same fate. Here's the link:
Michigan Wolverines plan to play 3 QBs in opener, coach Rich Rodriguez says - ESPN
Also, did you guys know that Bitchagain and DickRod are going to play 3 (!!!) QBs against Western Michigan! WTF??? Are you kidding me? All of spring ball and all of summer camp and still no definitive starter??? And please don't tell me you're trying to keep big mighty Western Mich on their toes. Please tell me you haven't fallen that far.
Remember when ND played 3 QBs in their opener? Wasn't the plan but we still did it. The result was 3-9. One can only hope DickRod suffers the same fate. Here's the link:
Michigan Wolverines plan to play 3 QBs in opener, coach Rich Rodriguez says - ESPN
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Denard Robinson scares me a little. Kid ran a 4.32 forty. He doesn't even tie his shoes and he is that fast.
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Maize and Blue... they have fucking corn in their colors. CORN!?!?!? THE FOOD OF NATIVE AMERICANS!!!!
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Riddickulous
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Oh, Michigan fans. Idiotic, moronic, hopeless, inferior assholes.
SHERIDAN? THEY WOULD WILLINGLY PLAY SHERIDAN IN A GAME? SHERIDAN??? Nick Sheridan, as stated by many Michigan fans, sucks. He SUCKS. The kid couldn't start on a Division 3 team, much less a team as "good" as Michigan. We all saw how strong his arm is last season against the amazing secondary that somehow left Damien Williams wide open in triple coverage later on in the year. He barely managed to throw the ball twenty-five yards downfield, but hey, he hit the guy in the numbers that day. Unfortunately for Bitchagain, that guy was Gary Gray.
Robinson runs a 4.32. Whoopydeedoo. Can his line block? Can he survive a hit by Manti Te'o? Can he throw if Michigan is down by three scores?
Tate Forcier is an arrogant twig of an asshole.
Here's another great story:
Moronic Michigan fan: "If Lloyd hadn't retired, we would've won a lot more games. Mallett wouldn't have transferred, Manningham and Arrington wouldn't have gone pro, we would have players suited to our offense, blahblahblah." IF, IF, IF. Michigan fans simply cannot accept that SHIT HAPPENS. They go on and on about the past, what if, what if, what if. "If that play hadn't happened", "if that player hadn't gone pro early", "if Bo won a title", etc., etc. You didn't see us Irish fans making excuses after a 47-21 loss to Michigan in 2006, or two 38-0 losses in 2003 and 2007. We can accept the truth, with the exception of the 1993 bullshit that was and continues to be bullshit. This is coming from the SAME group of fans who predicted 8, and in some idiotic cases, 11 wins in 2008.
Want more bullshit? Here we goooooooooo.
"This is our year". A couple of my Michigan fan friends have said that this is "their year" to beat Ohio State. What a bunch of idiots.
Many of my Michigan fan friends have no idea who Fielding Yost is. FIELDING YOST WON SIX NATIONAL TITLES FOR MICHIGAN IN THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY. SIX! His 1906 team won every game by like 50 points. What IDIOTS. At least us Irish know our heroes.
"Knute Rockne is so overrated". Rockne won four national titles and died when he was 43 in a plane crash. If Rockne had lived, we might just have a couple more championships. And these same idiots scoff when I say their legendary Bo Schembechler was overrated. My reasoning: No titles. Their answer? "Championships don't mean everything." *facepalm* Bo=good coach. Bo is not the best coach in their school's history.
Here's another good one: "We taught you guys how to play football." For one, this is a myth, just like the "Rockne invented the forward pass" myth. Second, as the story goes, Michigan won 8-0 against a team that had NEVER PLAYED A GAME OF ORGANIZED FOOTBALL EVER. Third, this is incredibly stupid reasoning. What, just because Paul McCartney's daddy introduced him to music, he should be given all of the credit for his success? IDIOTS.
"Jimmy Clausen/Brady Quinn sucks so bad. Hahahahaha." You try getting behind that line. You try to find a receiver in the .3455 seconds you have before some defensive lineman crushes you.
I hate how Michigan fans use Tom Brady as an excuse when everything else fails. "We had Tom Brady." Brady was NOT an amazing quarterback in college. He was not who he is now. He was average, THAT is why he went in the sixth round of the NFL Draft. If it wasn't for Charlie Weis, he wouldn't be at the level that he is now.
I HAAAAAATE MICHIGAN.
SHERIDAN? THEY WOULD WILLINGLY PLAY SHERIDAN IN A GAME? SHERIDAN??? Nick Sheridan, as stated by many Michigan fans, sucks. He SUCKS. The kid couldn't start on a Division 3 team, much less a team as "good" as Michigan. We all saw how strong his arm is last season against the amazing secondary that somehow left Damien Williams wide open in triple coverage later on in the year. He barely managed to throw the ball twenty-five yards downfield, but hey, he hit the guy in the numbers that day. Unfortunately for Bitchagain, that guy was Gary Gray.
Robinson runs a 4.32. Whoopydeedoo. Can his line block? Can he survive a hit by Manti Te'o? Can he throw if Michigan is down by three scores?
Tate Forcier is an arrogant twig of an asshole.
Here's another great story:
Moronic Michigan fan: "If Lloyd hadn't retired, we would've won a lot more games. Mallett wouldn't have transferred, Manningham and Arrington wouldn't have gone pro, we would have players suited to our offense, blahblahblah." IF, IF, IF. Michigan fans simply cannot accept that SHIT HAPPENS. They go on and on about the past, what if, what if, what if. "If that play hadn't happened", "if that player hadn't gone pro early", "if Bo won a title", etc., etc. You didn't see us Irish fans making excuses after a 47-21 loss to Michigan in 2006, or two 38-0 losses in 2003 and 2007. We can accept the truth, with the exception of the 1993 bullshit that was and continues to be bullshit. This is coming from the SAME group of fans who predicted 8, and in some idiotic cases, 11 wins in 2008.
Want more bullshit? Here we goooooooooo.
"This is our year". A couple of my Michigan fan friends have said that this is "their year" to beat Ohio State. What a bunch of idiots.
Many of my Michigan fan friends have no idea who Fielding Yost is. FIELDING YOST WON SIX NATIONAL TITLES FOR MICHIGAN IN THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY. SIX! His 1906 team won every game by like 50 points. What IDIOTS. At least us Irish know our heroes.
"Knute Rockne is so overrated". Rockne won four national titles and died when he was 43 in a plane crash. If Rockne had lived, we might just have a couple more championships. And these same idiots scoff when I say their legendary Bo Schembechler was overrated. My reasoning: No titles. Their answer? "Championships don't mean everything." *facepalm* Bo=good coach. Bo is not the best coach in their school's history.
Here's another good one: "We taught you guys how to play football." For one, this is a myth, just like the "Rockne invented the forward pass" myth. Second, as the story goes, Michigan won 8-0 against a team that had NEVER PLAYED A GAME OF ORGANIZED FOOTBALL EVER. Third, this is incredibly stupid reasoning. What, just because Paul McCartney's daddy introduced him to music, he should be given all of the credit for his success? IDIOTS.
"Jimmy Clausen/Brady Quinn sucks so bad. Hahahahaha." You try getting behind that line. You try to find a receiver in the .3455 seconds you have before some defensive lineman crushes you.
I hate how Michigan fans use Tom Brady as an excuse when everything else fails. "We had Tom Brady." Brady was NOT an amazing quarterback in college. He was not who he is now. He was average, THAT is why he went in the sixth round of the NFL Draft. If it wasn't for Charlie Weis, he wouldn't be at the level that he is now.
I HAAAAAATE MICHIGAN.
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I dont get what your trying to say? corn is good. You don't eat corn?
You can pop it, add some butter or cheese or carmel and stuff.
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I hate Michigan, except when they play State Penn.
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I'll throw in my 2 cents on this topic .... fuck scUM!!!!!!!!!!!
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Four cents nao?
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Michigan fans are mostly delusional. Unfortunately right now they'll come back and remind us that our beloved Lou Holtz just predicted a Florida vs ND national title game.
What can we do but shrug our shoulders and say we'll see?
What can we do but shrug our shoulders and say we'll see?
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I hate Michigan just as bad as I hate Tennessee. But i wish we could drop Michigan and add Tennessee to the schedule fulltime.
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I don't want to play Lane Kiffen.
"We're gonna be playing Rocky Top all night long after we beat Florida." Yeah, right. And maybe a platoon of barbarian leprachauns will walk right out of my ass.
In other news, RichRod sucks as much as his school.
"We're gonna be playing Rocky Top all night long after we beat Florida." Yeah, right. And maybe a platoon of barbarian leprachauns will walk right out of my ass.
In other news, RichRod sucks as much as his school.
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The fun thing about Michigan fans here in Northern Indiana is they blamed Lloyd Carr for all their lack of success (1 Nat. Title, Avg. 10 wins/season) and were thrilled the school went out to get DickRod. How's that great move working out for them?
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Because Michigan's single goal every year was to win the Big10 and play for the RoseBowl. It was long instilled in their culture by Schembechler that the only thing that mattered was the Big10 and a Rosebowl berth.
As much as I hate Michigan, I applauded their effort to atleast go outside "Big10" type coaches.
Unfortunately for DickRod his house of cards appears to be crumbling with some of the clowns he is bringing in to run his offense. Michigan is not West Virginia.
As much as I hate Michigan, I applauded their effort to atleast go outside "Big10" type coaches.
Unfortunately for DickRod his house of cards appears to be crumbling with some of the clowns he is bringing in to run his offense. Michigan is not West Virginia.
I think with what we've been reading about NCAA practice Violations - Oops, there goes recruiting. No wonder the rats have been jumping ship.
What's their excuse now? Yeah, it's a new system - but in hours spent on it (compared to other teams with a new system) this is like their third year and last year was like RRod's historical miracle second year.
Rich, we hardly knew ya'.
What's their excuse now? Yeah, it's a new system - but in hours spent on it (compared to other teams with a new system) this is like their third year and last year was like RRod's historical miracle second year.
Rich, we hardly knew ya'.