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They are both funny, you know who was really funny was Mitch Hedberg. Sad he died so young.
 
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Quinntastic said:
I never found Mitch to be at all funny.

Srsly.
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At first I didnt like him either but after a while he grew on me and know I like him a lot. Its a very simplistic almost stupid humor. I found myself laughing histericlly at how dumb his jokes were, not really at how funny they were. If that makes sense. I think thats kind of what he was going for.
 
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Irishlew said:
damn you...

*shakes bottle of Vicodins in disgust*

ps

Dane Cook's movies are god awful, but then again so is his stand up.
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First of all *grabs vicodin bottle out of your hand and downs the whole bottle*

Second of all, I'm with you on the movies thing, but I have to respectfully disagree on the standup - his standup his hilar IMHO
 
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Go three more blocks, take a left, you'll see a man in a yellow pancho, his name is Pedro. He'll take you to the Whopper Lair. You have five minutes or you won't GET YO FOOD!


he he... i love Dane Cook.
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Cook stole that joke from Chappelle. Cook and Mencia have done a good job of making careers off altering Chappelles stuff. Chappelle is way funnier than Cook.
 
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Quinntastic said:
Show me the Chappelle version of that joke plz
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My post was the Chappelle version. In the skit he is playing a crackhead name Tyrone who is giving a drug awareness speech to some 3rd grade students. Instead he tells them where to go to get the drugs. The guy in the car named Martinez is his drug dealer. I just added a few things to it.
 
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no.1IrishFan said:
Your in southern Mich right?

No problem, I got a guy down there that can hook you up...heres what you do.


Take the #7 bus downtown and get of at 38th st west, walk 2 blocks north to Halifax and on the corner of the street you will see a 1974 Cadillac El Dorado with no wheels up on blocks. Knock on the passenger side window and show the man your bus ticket, he will then ask for the pasword, tell him "NIPPLE". Next a hispanic man named Martinez seated next to him will ask you who sent you, tell him the "E-trane" sent you.(thats me)
Then your good, ten dollars of Martinez shit and you will forget that you ever had tonsills. MARTINEZS' SHIT IS THE BOMB!

Enjoy
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First post I read today and I pee. This time I aimed for the phone on the wall.

Hit it! Dayum I'm good!
 
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no.1IrishFan said:
My post was the Chappelle version. In the skit he is playing a crackhead name Tyrone who is giving a drug awareness speech to some 3rd grade students. Instead he tells them where to go to get the drugs. The guy in the car named Martinez is his drug dealer. I just added a few things to it.
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I would HARDLY call those jokes even similar! Much less something that Dane STOLE from Chappelle...
 
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That's funny, I just hung out with my African American friend and he is more white than Wayne Brady, but was dogging him for being a token white dude......funny stuff.
 
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Wow I knew that he had been accused of stealing jokes but I didnt know that he repeats them almost word 4 word. Damn he could at least change the story line a little or something. Thats bad!
 
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Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia are the two biggest comedic hacks.
 
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I tried. ( Flew over there in a split second. Wore red nose. Black eye patch... Magic dust...) She called PETA on me.

I now reside at a zoo. But at least they have the internet.

Food sucks. Lots of mashed potatoes and jerky.

Santa is pissed. Might revoke my scholarship.
 
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IrishAlum1997 said:
Alright, enough about Dane Cook. Who went over and banged Quinntastic?
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Not who I hoped would come bang me. That's all I'm saying on that.

The pain is gone now - and I can eat normally again! Talking is just a little difficult - like trying to talk with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth. And it KILLS to yawn.

But the secks offer still stands.

Just saying.
 
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I think the comedians who are all up in arms about Mencia and Cook need to find another profession... youre a stand up comedian dude, not a pulitzer prize winner... I have heard stand up is more about delivery then what it is you actually say... Hedberg is a good example of that... so if someone else can spin your work with their delivery.........
 
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I paid for NDOM tickets.

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