*deep breath*

[Quinntastic]

Ahhh you smell that? It's the smell of a brand new semester starting! To say I'm pumped would be an understatement.

I'm a sick, education loving freak. I know.

This semester it's:

US History Since 1865
Music Appreciation
International Relations (with one of the hottest professors I've ever had)
Accounting Principles 121

Anyone want to step up as a possible tutor for Accounting? I'm no good at math.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

This semester it's:

US History Since 1865
Music Appreciation
International Relations (with one of the hottest professors I've ever had)
Accounting Principles 121

Anyone want to step up as a possible tutor ....

I'll tutor you :
US History Since 1865: Same shit, different day.
Music Appreciation: Go ahead. Appreciate it.
International Relations: Use Condoms.
Accounting Principles: If you have one chicken, and add another, why then you now have two chickens!

Please send check to "NeuteredDoomer"

 

[Quinntastic]

priceless advice! *scribbles out check*

 

[wicket]

Ahhh you smell that? It's the smell of a brand new semester starting! To say I'm pumped would be an understatement.

I'm a sick, education loving freak. I know.

This semester it's:

US History Since 1865
Music Appreciation
International Relations (with one of the hottest professors I've ever had)
Accounting Principles 121

Anyone want to step up as a possible tutor for Accounting? I'm no good at math.

holy crapstickle are these college courses?

 

[Quinntastic]

holy crapstickle are these college courses?

Community college - but college nonetheless, yes.

I've been putting off my humanities courses til the very end. So now I'm stuck with these intro courses again

 

[Bubba]

Talk about putting it off......I'm 40 and finally a senior.

This 8-week term I'm taking Organizational Behavior and Corporate Training & Development.

Next 8 week term I've got Labor Relations and Organizational Development & Change.

But, in all honesty, I do enjoy these classes more than I would have when I was 18 or 20.

I should graduate this fall!!!!! Wooo Hoooo!!

 

[WabashFalcon]

Purdue is offering a "Wine Appreciation" and a "Video Game Appreciation" class. I want them.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I read while pinching a loaf.

Paragraph from today's session:

Two monks, one old, one very young, walked along a muddy path in a rain forest, on their way back to a monastery in Japan. They came upon a lovely woman who stood helplessly at the edge of a muddy, fast flowing stream.

Seeing her predicament, the older monk swept her up in his strong arms and carried her across. She smiled at him, her arms around his neck, until he put her gently down on the other side.

Thanking him, she bowed, and the monks continued on their way in silence.

As they neared the monastery gates, the young monk could no longer contain himself. "How could you carry a beautiful woman in your arms? Such behavior does not seem proper for a priest."

The old monk looked at his companion, replying, "I left her back there. Are you still carrying her?"

Point of the story was to release the mind and live in the moment. Zen kinda stuff. I finished pooping shortly after this paragraph.

Watching ND Louisville right now.

 

[Quinntastic]

I finished pooping shortly after this paragraph.

Excuse me while I go puke.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Yeh right. Like you never poop. My second favorite time of the day.

I even have a song for it, just before:

"It's poopy woopy time, it's poopy woopy time, yippee ki yay, it's poopy woopy time!"

Then I lock all doors, light some candles, and find the current book. Then make sure plenty of Charmin available. Or Big Roll (99 cents per huge roll - best bargain...)

 

[Quinntastic]

Yeh right. Like you never poop. My second favorite time of the day.

Like the book says, Everybody Poops! I just don't want to hear about it...or think about it...

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Agree. Don't think it. Poop it.

Dayum, Harangody is pretty good. Gawd I hate basketball. I am watching the game against my will. That makes me mad at me. Cause for internal chaos. Makes we want to poop.