You guys are a bunch of guys, right?

[Quinntastic]

Then maybe you can help me decode some things a former boss of mine said to me last week when he took me out to breakfast.

"A friend of mine and I always go out to breakfast when we see each other - we're not dating though"

"Are you a tidy person or a messy person"

"Give me a hug! *proceeds to give me the most business-like hug I've ever had*"

"You've got my number, call me often!"

Is it just because I'm a female who automatically assumes everything has a hidden meaning?

 

[NDOM]

Then maybe you can help me decode some things a former boss of mine said to me last week when he took me out to breakfast.

"A friend of mine and I always go out to breakfast when we see each other - we're not dating though"

"Are you a tidy person or a messy person"

"Give me a hug! *proceeds to give me the most business-like hug I've ever had*"

"You've got my number, call me often!"

Is it just because I'm a female who automatically assumes everything has a hidden meaning?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yeah. I would say its just your female side saying..."Oh my god Oh my god! This guy is creepy! But it could be too that he's just a guy and is only looking for one thing.... I dont know. lol

 

[WabashFalcon]

I think he likes you... just wary about the situation. Maybe he wants you to make the first move?

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I am Bambi.

Too many variables in your question. Way too many.

Way Way Way and Awayyyy we goooooo! Toooo toooooo many varialbles. C'mon now...

Great question.

EDIT

Turned my head from comp to watch Charlie Sheen "Two and a Half Men" show and they mentioned Bambi and stuff kinda somehow related to this thread. Bedtime. I am making connections that are not there... The voices....

Now watching football and just opened me a bag of Cracker Jacks...And a beer.

 

[chyrspchuck]

bone rolla coaster!

 

[Quinntastic]

I'm not a guy. I am Bambi with a crooked pp.

And this guy should never touch you unless you let him.

But, too many variables in your question. Way too many.

Way Way Way and Awayyyy we goooooo! Toooo toooooo many varialbles. C'mon now...

Either SteveM gives his input, or you hope others give input, or you start pming others, or you talk to your priest or dad or mom or sis or....

Maybe not in that order...

ND fans - any input? Great question.

(I already PMed Quinntastic about her final project thesis and told her I would like to help tonight but I am a bit sleepy...)

I don't think I've gotten that PM yet LOL

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I don't think I've gotten that PM yet LOL

Check your in (and out) (and in...) box.

I am going straight to hell.

Dear God: If I should die before I wake, I pray the ....

 

[Quinntastic]

Check your in (and out) (and in...) box.

I am going straight to hell.

Dear God: If I should die before I wake, I pray the ....

That reminds me of an SNL sketch from back in the day. It was a play on kids shows. This one was called "Jingleheimer Junction" and it had Horatio Sanz and Umberto Unity (so he had a big "U" on his shirt, Cheri Oteri as Charlotte Cheerfulness ("C" on her shirt), Ana Gesteyer as Karen Kindness ("K" on her shirt). Will Ferrell wants to join the gang as Frank Friendship ("F" on his shirt). And so since friendship is SO important he should go to the FRONT of the line (thus spell F-U-C-K) and just before Will gets to the front of the line some the train conductor (because it's set in a train station, hence Jingleheimer Junction) tackles him so that it won't spell out the f bomb. Then they all start singing a song and at one part...aw to hell with it. Here's a knockoff I found on youtube...

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as I watch it I realize it's crappy quality. They start singing a song and as one's singing the rest are chanting "in and out and in and out and in and out..."

 

[NDOM]

I do believe the above poster is a pothead like me! lol

 

[Quinntastic]

*indignant foot stomp*

I am NOT!

I just love me some classic SNL skits!

As far as former-boss guy goes...he's in Detroit now so I guess I shouldn't sweat it too much, but he has already texted me. Just seems like if he had something "special" to say to me he would've said it over breakfast - that HE invited me to, that HE paid for...might as well gotten his money's worth lol.

 

[NDOM]

*indignant foot stomp*

I am NOT!

I just love me some classic SNL skits!

As far as former-boss guy goes...he's in Detroit now so I guess I shouldn't sweat it too much, but he has already texted me. Just seems like if he had something "special" to say to me he would've said it over breakfast - that HE invited me to, that HE paid for...might as well gotten his money's worth lol.

 

[TheMightyQuinn10]

Then maybe you can help me decode some things a former boss of mine said to me last week when he took me out to breakfast.

"A friend of mine and I always go out to breakfast when we see each other - we're not dating though"

"Are you a tidy person or a messy person"

"Give me a hug! *proceeds to give me the most business-like hug I've ever had*"

"You've got my number, call me often!"

Is it just because I'm a female who automatically assumes everything has a hidden meaning?

i believe he wants to do you.....

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

i believe he wants to do you.....

I will spell out the word

PERIOD

 

[chyrspchuck]

yepppppppp next thing you know he will show up at your house with this......


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[chyrspchuck]

quinntastic are you hot? i'm an internet bad ass.....and I need a hot nd girl

 

[Quinntastic]

quinntastic are you hot? i'm an internet bad ass.....and I need a hot nd girl

I am far from even lukewarm, haha. but I have accepted it and am moving on anyway

 

[Quinntastic]

Wow, nothing like a girl squashing an internet badasses wet dream to kill a thread, no?

 

[Jason Pham]

It also depends on the guy. I'm the kind who likes the tension whether or not I'm interested so I'll flirt endlessly without intention. You have to know who you're dealing with before you can start interpreting signals.

 

[WabashFalcon]

Wow, nothing like a girl squashing an internet badasses wet dream to kill a thread, no?

Kinky. Lol

 

[Quinntastic]

Kinky. Lol

Must be to get this kind of un-response!

 

[phork]

As a female you need to know 2 things about guys.

1> Constant boners.
2> Looking for someplace to put them.

 

[Quinntastic]

As a female you need to know 2 things about guys.

1> Constant boners.
2> Looking for someplace to put them.

*writes it down in mini-notepad*

Got it - so far one of the best pieces of advice I've received!

 

[chyrspchuck]

Wow, nothing like a girl squashing an internet badasses wet dream to kill a thread, no?

Like letting air out of a balloon......

but like he said, constant boners. constant desire to place boner somewhere.....regardless of temperature...

 

[Quinntastic]

Like letting air out of a balloon......

but like he said, constant boners. constant desire to place boner somewhere.....regardless of temperature...

Well, unless that temperature were so frigid it would cause your boner to get frostbite and have to be amputated...that I'm sure you wouldn't desire.

Unless you do...in which that is a shade of kinky I am afraid of.

 

[WabashFalcon]

Also... girl in only jersy = oneway ticket to bonernation.

 

[chyrspchuck]

jersey action.....so hot want to touch the hiney!

 

[chyrspchuck]

quinntastic.....amputation wouldn't even stop me....obviously it would reduce the amount of times i get laid.....for sure

 

[Quinntastic]

quinntastic.....amputation wouldn't even stop me....obviously it would reduce the amount of times i get laid.....for sure

I won't even lie - I just puked a little.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Then don't cut it off.

 

[Quinntastic]

You guys took this beautiful thread and turned it into something grotesque.