By the way, I just ate an entire pizza and just came back from the store with a bottle of Seagram's 14. This will be a 5 pound gainer day.

This game is better than the entire first half of last year's season
Eating glass soaked in rubbing alcohol is better than the entire first half of last year's season.
Eating glass soaked in rubbing alcohol is better than the entire first half of last year's season.
I'm tellin ya - this team came to freegin play football!