Teacher Joke Gone Bad

SouthernIrish

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Today a moth flew into my classroom. I jokingly told the kids "let it alone, that's our class pet. His name is Fluffy."

So, he fluttered around all morning. One of the kids noticed that he was pale green and said "Its an Irish moth!". I said, "It must be." and felt very good about the progress of the brainwashing of this new crop.

Then a child who had been at another class all morning came back. He yells "Look! A bug!"
SMASH!

Half the class was crying. The little boy was crying because he felt like he was a murderer.

The football savy kid says to me "I sure hope Notre Dame has more luck than Fluffy did."
 

ACamp1900

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today to teach adjectives, verbs, and other parts of speech I used many examples of a little dog named "Snooky" and how it got a.) ran over 2.) eaten 3.) lost both hind legs... and so on...

the saying was "Poor little Snooky" for the rest of the day... lol
 
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