2008 Unofficial IrishEnvy Fantasy Baseball

The Polish Irishman

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I joined the league and will put a prize

1st 2 trillion vbucks

2nd 1 trillion vbucks

3rd .5 trillion vbucks

no entry fee

join if you think you have a chance, but I already won. I am drafiting all DRays players.
 

Win4Gipper

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Wow, that is awesome you fricken Pollack!!!!! Very generous!!! I am going for Mitchell report players only... I am going to change my team name to Bond's Hemroid Cream
 

NDOM

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I'm in as well. I have never done this before EVER. So if someone wants to send me a pm and give me some helpful hints and advice I will donate some vbucks their way.
 

Win4Gipper

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I'm in as well. I have never done this before EVER. So if someone wants to send me a pm and give me some helpful hints and advice I will donate some vbucks their way.

I understand if I do not recieve a donation on this advice as I am sharing it with everyone.... but the best strategy for fantasy baseball is use the.....

FAT CHICK STRATEGY:

This is pretty simple... what do fat chicks like...TWINKIES... in the same way you gotta love putting Twinkies(Twins) players on your roster.. you can get them in later rounds and they play a small ball style that produces good numbers... I love Mauer and Mornuea you have J Nathan and below the radar guys look Boof Bonser... these are the type of guys I like as they often get drafted lower than what their value is.

On the other hand what do fat chicks hate....Apples... with this in mind you have to be very carefull with taking guys from the big apple.. I have no beef with the Mets and Yankees(speaking of Beef, fat chicks love beef but that has no tie to fantasy baseball)... I love A-Rod, Jeter, Reyes and Wright... however you have to becarefull when drafting them because a lot of people will pick players from these teams higher than they should because they are household names... hey I loved Pedro Martinez and Johnny Damon but these guys will get drafted before they should because of name recognition...

Lastly, we know that all fat ladies turn into the dreaded cat ladies... in the same way that fat chicks like cats you need to like the talent on the tigers.. They will be putting up good fantasy numbers and some of them will be available lower than there fantasy value.
 

Win4Gipper

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No one said dont draft yankees I said becarefull when selecting them... every year there is one or two guys who have not done their homework and they select 'name guys' earlier than what they should be taken... I would love to have a bunch of yankees on my team however they often get picked too high... obviously ARod can never be drafted too high but Jeter can be and even Santana is iffy in my mind going from the twin Cities to under the biggest microscope in the world...

So NDOM, here is another piece of Fantasy baseball advise... dont listen to those who say ... hey, I did this and I won it all... everything has to be taken into context... obviously Kaplan is a communist who wants to spread his Yankee propaganda... he can not and should not be trusted... rumor has it he is dating the stripper that ARod cheated on his wife with... that is not the type of guy you should be listening too... also this has not been proven yet but I have a good source that says he dances in time square while wearing a Curt Schilling jersey to the music of Johnny Cash... if thats not messed up I dont know what is..
 

IrishinTN

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ah crap, its already full. Can you make it more teams, or do you already have enough?
 

Steve

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take it up to the max. it's gonna be sweet with alot of teams. gonna have to find those gems out there. i just hope people stick with the league all the way through.
 

Win4Gipper

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Up to 20 teams... I dont think a live draft would be a good idea anymore ...that would take forever...
 

Denny

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I would say take 16 teams tops and we gotta have a live draft... one of the best parts of fantasy baseball!
 

Steve

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yeah just make it 16 teams then. we NEED a live draft. when you draft your own team, it's like having a bunch of kids who you want to succeed so bad.
 

IrishinTN

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Cool. I'm in. Bighead Barry's Bops are ready to clean house. If only we all had a personal assitant like Greg Anderson!! Haven't played in a few years. This should be interesting.
 

Steve

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once again this year, i'm gonna draft daniel cabrera in probably the last round. i've drafted him every year in hopes that this would be the year he finally gets his act together and shines. lol.
 

Win4Gipper

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Mark Prior Round 1... I see a big turn around season for him.... Fricken Dusty Baker... Now he is in Cincy to ruin pitchers arms..
 
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