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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

WHEN CAN YOU HAVE A THREESOME WITH HALLE BERRY?
After you talk both your wife and her into it.
--Stoney, aged

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SI NGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.

-- Ricky, age 10
 
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I laughed my head off the first time I saw that list. Almost all of the boys comments are LOL funny.
 

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WHEN CAN YOU HAVE A THREESOME WITH HALLE BERRY?
After you talk both your wife and her into it.
--Stoney, aged

Yet somehow I missed this one the first time I saw it. :wink:
 

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Although I will say this...kids are great.
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You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

Smart kid. He's got his priorities straight, that's for sure.
 

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Chips and dips are my specialty.

and that list is why I teach. someone says something along those lines just about everyday. that, and the fact that its Tuesday afternoon and I don't have to work until Monday
 
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Chips and dips are my specialty.

and that list is why I teach. someone says something along those lines just about everyday. that, and the fact that its Tuesday afternoon and I don't have to work until Monday

Chips and dip (and salsa) are my favorite.

I volunteer at a third grade class occasionally, and it's hilarious.
 

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Chips and dips are my specialty.

and that list is why I teach. someone says something along those lines just about everyday. that, and the fact that its Tuesday afternoon and I don't have to work until Monday[/QUOTE]

I officially hate you.
 
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i laugh every day. Today's examples

1)The teacher next door has a bulletin board up in the hall with Indian Corn art projects (you know, where you glue the little pieces of yellow, brown and orange tissue paper squares on a cut out shape of corn).

this little kindergartener walks by, points and says " I like celery"


2)in my school, most of the kids have their own personal "elf" that shows up every year a few weeks before Christmas. Some are plastic, some cloth etc. it is very cute.

I told the kids we would have "Elf Visitation Day" later in the month but of course, two jumped the gun and brought them in today.

They were both cute little elves, one was named "Holly". sweet.

the other elf's name was Lenny.

Lenny the Elf.

for some reason that cracked me up
 

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I don't know how people work jobs 12 months a year. I could not do a job without Christmas and summer vacation and recess everyday
 

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Chips and dips are my specialty.

and that list is why I teach. someone says something along those lines just about everyday. that, and the fact that its Tuesday afternoon and I don't have to work until Monday

Well honey you can get me chips and dip anytime you want. I have an empty lake house sitting around. :wink: LOL!
 

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Chips and dips are my specialty.

and that list is why I teach. someone says something along those lines just about everyday. that, and the fact that its Tuesday afternoon and I don't have to work until Monday

I bet you're going to remind us that you get summers off too!
 

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don't forget spring break!

although I bet you people in the real world make a phone call or go to the bathroom whenever you want to without a major logistics operation
 

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don't forget spring break!

although I bet you people in the real world make a phone call or go to the bathroom whenever you want to without a major logistics operation

I'm actually the boss (so how is it I'm an administrative assistant here?) so I can come and go whenever. While it may not help the bottom line, i could probably take 12 months off and not get fired. Probably.
 
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