I need some help from fellow Domers!!

[irishranger]

I am not a betting man in a monetary sort of way. But I do make numerous bets of Pride with my buddies who are fans of say Penn State, UM, GT, and everyone else on our schedule. We have good fun with this, they are constantly sending me funny emails poking at out beloved Irish. So I am asking, if anyone has any funny pictures, making fun of Joe Pa or Penn State, or any of the other schools (don't really need anything for UM, all I have to do is send any App St. pics) I would sure appreciate it. Not to mention, I am really hoping we win this Saturday, otherwise I have to shave my head!

 

[notredomer23]

 

[Pete]

Passed On:

The Big House. Ann Arbor, MI
(2007 Sep 2)--The Big House died September 1, 2007
at the age of 79. She
was born on October 22, 1927, in Ann Arbor,
Michigan, at a price of
$950,000 and a capacity of 72,000, the daughter
Fielding Yost, and the Regents of the
University of Michigan. She replaced Ferry Field.
she is survived by millions
of alumni in embarrassment and humiliation due to the
unexpected
consequences of her untimely death. She passed on
September 1, 2007, in a
34-32 loss to Appalachian State University, a team
from a lesser
division. The cause of death was a result of an
inflated ego, arrogant
demeanor, and an overconfident manner posing
disrespect to her opponent.
She was preceded in passing by Bo Schembechler, Gary
Moeller, Bump
Elliot, Bennie Oosterbaan, Fritz Crisler, Herry
Kipke, and Tad Weiman.
She had a history of heart trouble, including
near-fatal heart attacks.
on October 13, 1990 (a 28-27 Michigan State victory)
and on September
24, 1994 (a 27-26 Colorado victory as time expired). And lets not forget when the school was hit by that ROCKET!
The Funeral Mass
will be celebrated forever, beginning Sunday,
September 2, 2007, in East
Lansing and Columbus, Ohio, and all other major
college football towns.
Due to the embarrassment, the greater UM family will
not receive friends
or enemies; however, prayers are welcome. In lieu of
flowers, the family
asks that memorial contributions be made to the
spoilers, Appalachian
State University Athletics, Boone, NC, 28608,

 

[johnnd05]

This shirt is a classic, of course:

.

And then there's this, from BGS, which I found pretty dang funny:

Penn St. head footbawl coach Joepa Terno is a bona fide institution/deity/regional treasure among Nittany Lion faithful, but has the game passed him by? We asked Coach Terno that very question at his weekly press conference, and this was his response:

"Ah, heck, you know, the kids are different today, what with their Ataris, and X-Pods, you know, and their motorcars. But the game's basically the same as it was when I started coaching. There's still nine guys per team, you know, and touchdowns count as four points each, and most coaches still look at the forward pass as a cheap gimmick. And, heck, I mean, just look at our road uniforms. They've always been all-white 'cause the government needs the paint and dye supplies for the war effort, you know, to help defeat the Spaniards."

 

[notredomer23]

LMAO reps to John and Pete

 

[johnnd05]

LMAO reps to John and Pete

Thanks ND23.

There's also this list, from FireMarkMay:

• Joe Paterno once coached Penn State to a 2 touchdown victory against invading Hessian mercenaries.
  
• In his day, he was quite the ballroom dancer.
  
• Rumors to the instance of him stealing Bear Bryant's hat are decidedly true. He used it to tureen a delicious blue corn gazpacho.
  
• Joe Paterno is a son of a bitch. He strongly opposed the Treaty of Ghent.
  
• He invented the trident. His original name for it was the ass-forker.
  
• His tears are older than cancer.
  
• Joe Paterno once schtupped Helen of Troy.
  
• In 1927, the original production of Show Boat featured the song "Joe Pa's River."
  
• The events of the movie "Yahoo Serious" are loosely based on his time spent in debtor's prison.
  
• Joe Paterno was the last man to walk from Russia to Alaska.
  
• He's actually one-quarter Sumerian. You don't really see a lot of them around.
  
• The Mayans invented zero only after they shut out Joe Paterno. He slaughtered most of them out of spite.
  
• Joe Paterno was a consultant on the hit show "Bonanza." He feels the percussion-heavy theme song used in its later years is a goddamn sellout.
  
• The Bessemer process? Totally his idea. He used to yell at pig iron until it oxidized itself.
  
• If he had his druthers, we'd all be watching football in the intended Latin.

 

[irishranger]

You guys are awsome! Huge Reps, keep em coming. The ones they have on CW and JC are pretty funny!

 

[Tennesseeirish]

This shirt is a classic, of course:

.

And then there's this, from BGS, which I found pretty dang funny:

Thats funny right there

 

[irishranger]

Ok Domers, I need more trash to put out there to my buddies! While I sit here typiing tis I feel a cool breeze across my smoothly shaved head, but no fear I have my Kool aid and am doing fine. I know this week all I should have to say is APP. St. but if anyone has some good fun internet trash on UM. Please send it my way! I am taking a beating at work, apparently there is a lot of internet trash about ND out there and my co-workers don't actually work. They just sit around surfing for anti ND stuff. So I call on all Domers "Unite and help a brother out!":ttiwwop:

 

[Timugen]

For those of you who haven't seen it:

mgoblog: Unconditional Surrender

 

[goldandblue]

View attachment 529 Seen this one?

 

[goldandblue]

Not michigan but cool