Gay Bomb

[ShivaIrish]

Does this sound like something the military would develop in an episode of South Park?

http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I think if we dropped booze, it would have a much better effect.

 

[notredomer23]

No offence to the gay community of irishenvy(stoney jk) but this is just about the funniest story i have ever heard

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

This might do it.....

 

[leprechaun4life]

I saw that on the news a couple of days ago. How would you like to be the military advisor to announce that.

George Bush: Gentlemen, I have come up with a weapon that will win the war in Iraq
Military advsior: What's that?
George Bush: We will create a gay bomb, and all soldiers will drop their weapons and have wild and crazy, unprotected sex with each other, it can't go wrong.

I wonder who gets to test it?

 

[Junkhead]

what if the soldiers are already gay? does it make then straight???

 

[ShivaIrish]

what if the soldiers are already gay? does it make then straight???

Like if the bomb were to be dropped on the 300 Spartans?

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I think we tried it 40 years ago in San Francisco. Early reports confirm its success.

 

[IRISHDODGER]

I'm pretty sure the idiot who floated this trial balloon was summarily dimissed. I'm also gonna go out on a limb & say that it's probably one of thousands of off-the-wall suggestions that have been presented.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

They have looked into dolphins, bees, dogs and others for military use. Some things may be off the wall, but the gay bomb thing is just......queer.

 

[SillyIrish]

I'll take the 5.56mm any day.

 

[LOVEMYIRISH]

Like if the bomb were to be dropped on the 300 Spartans?

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!