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Delusional Notre Dame Fan

....cue Bud Light Music...............


"Bud Light Presents, Real Men of Genius"

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan. (Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking. (We're That Good I Promise!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Irish lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Purdue score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born. (Those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season. (Been playing since the 1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease. (We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year. (Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan!)

(not my original material, i saw it on another board and found it to be funny)
 
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While that may piss off other ND fans, i honestly thought that was funny.....gotta have a sense of humor about yourself....
 
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IrishOrange said:
Delusional Notre Dame Fan

....cue Bud Light Music...............


"Bud Light Presents, Real Men of Genius"

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan. (Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking. (We're That Good I Promise!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Irish lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Purdue score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born. (Those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season. (Been playing since the 1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease. (We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year. (Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan!)
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Wow...that was a freaking scream. You should do that for a living.
 
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That was actually pretty damn funny dude but you can still go fuck yourself.
 
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Hey, that would have been funny if you hadn't copy and pasted that from someone else. Maybe come up with your own material next time?

And hows a Tennessee fan gonna tell us about winning or losing. How did PSU taste?
 
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thejasonpham said:
Hey, that would have been funny if you hadn't copy and pasted that from someone else. Maybe come up with your own material next time?

And hows a Tennessee fan gonna tell us about winning or losing. How did PSU taste?
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Seriously -- what a toolbox.

Tell me, a$$h0le: what's your record in the last two years? And how'd you do against ND?

You know you've got a loser when all he has to brag about is the latest highschooler who joined his team.
 
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If you can't have a sense of humor about it all, then where are we?
 
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thejasonpham said:
Hey, that would have been funny if you hadn't copy and pasted that from someone else. Maybe come up with your own material next time?

And hows a Tennessee fan gonna tell us about winning or losing. How did PSU taste?
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I don't know if i'd call a vol fan out on winning/losing,but I would call them out on willingham beating them a few years ago.
I'd also call them out on randy sanders and kentucky having the best pass offense in the sec this year too(with a lot less talent,i might add).I've done that several times this year with a nice smile.
 
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First off, i never claimed that material to be my own, i saw it and found it to be funny. Secondly, if the Irish played in the SEC, instead of beating up on service academies, they would have a record comperable if not worse than UT this past season.
Third, ND and UT split the series that you feel you 'dominated'
Fourth, i was just trying to have a little fun. Most of you took it well, and in good fun, but theres the insecure few who cant take a realistic view of the state of the ND program. Believe it or not, Fellas, you arent elite yet, and theres a long way to go
 
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johnnd05 said:
Seriously -- what a toolbox.

Tell me, a$$h0le: what's your record in the last two years? And how'd you do against ND?

You know you've got a loser when all he has to brag about is the latest highschooler who joined his team.
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you know youve got a d0uchebag when he can't take a joke and acts as if someone kicks his dog when he is on the recieving end of it.
 
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Gotcha Irish Orange.

Question: Do you know why UT picked orange as their school color?

Answer: So their fans can wear their colors on Sunday deer hunting, Monday thru Friday when they are picking up trash on the interstates, as well as to the game on Saturdays.
 
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IrishOrange said:
you know youve got a d0uchebag when he can't take a joke and acts as if someone kicks his dog when he is on the recieving end of it.
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You jeered at us. So I jeered back. Can't take a joke?

Most of us have acknowledged we aren't an elite program. I just find it ironic other comparable programs feel the need to jeer.
 
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You jeered at us. So I jeered back. Can't take a joke?

Most of us have acknowledged we aren't an elite program. I just find it ironic other comparable programs feel the need to jeer.
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i wasn't referring to you, i was referring to the "a$$hole" and "loser" comments....i can take it as well as i can give it, but keeping it somewhat impersonal is nice
 
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IrishOrange said:
First off, i never claimed that material to be my own, i saw it and found it to be funny. Secondly, if the Irish played in the SEC, instead of beating up on service academies, they would have a record comperable if not worse than UT this past season.
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You know what...you're right. Playing the Service Academies in no way shape or form approaches the "MEAT GRINDER" schedule the Vol-Gangstas had to endure. Playing the likes of Air Force, Memphis, Marshall, Vandy and Kentucky is the equivelant of running the Gauntlet. How did Phil and his band of Merry Men manage to rifle through that slate without so much as a blemish on their schedule? Hopefully Charlie was taking notes.

Moron...
 
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LSU, Florida, Arkansas, Georgia, South Carolina(the ones you failed to mention) are better than ND's entire schedule save USC and Michigan, and UF and LSU are better than either of those teams, and we played them to within 1 score each. My memory might be foggy, but i don't think you gave USC and Michigan much of a contest
 
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IrishOrange said:
you know youve got a d0uchebag when he can't take a joke and acts as if someone kicks his dog when he is on the recieving end of it.
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F*ck off, man. You mock my team, I hit back. At least I don't spend my time trolling on other teams' boards.
 
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IrishOrange said:
LSU, Florida, Arkansas, Georgia, South Carolina(the ones you failed to mention) are better than ND's entire schedule save USC and Michigan, and UF and LSU are better than either of those teams, and we played them to within 1 score each. My memory might be foggy, but i don't think you gave USC and Michigan much of a contest
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And how'd you do against Air Force and Penn State? Seriously, this is not a good time for you to compare the strength of your program with ours.
 
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Air Force was a tough game, we weren't ready for the option (coaching failure) and having Harrell and Inky Johnson go down didnt help, we were lucky to get out with a W. We really didnt play poorly against PSU, we were inside the 20 going in when the fumble was returned for a TD, UT scores there and the game is pretty much in the back IMHO, but once again, we lost, no excuses to be made. That's where we're different, john, i admit to the UT failure, whereas you look through your green colored glasses and convince yourself that you're the best because of who you are
 
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