So much idiocy, so little time...
onenybrother: Playing the Military schools. (yes I acknowledge that Navy played in a bowl game)
My response: Ty played Navy all 3 years and Air Force once, so it's not like he never played the academies. And as has been noted, Army, Navy and Air Force all have historic rivalries with Notre Dame.
onenybrother: Playing North Carolina. (what a joke)
My response: Ty played 1-11 Rutgers, 2-9 Stanford and 2-10 Navy in 2002, and 1-10 Washington in 2004. Looks like the joke's on you.
onenybrother: Beating Michigan St and UCLA. (Pure luck if you being honest with yourself)
My response: Pure luck? The same argument could be made for the entire 2002 season. Personally, though, I like to chalk up 2002 to a defense coached to create opportunistic turnovers against sloppy teams. Worked great... until teams figured out they just had to protect the ball more when they played us. Meanwhile, Michigan State this year wasn't pure luck: it was our defense coming up big on several plays and our offense carrying out one of the biggest comebacks in NCAA history. And UCLA this year was our defense coming up big on drive after drive after drive and our offense coming through when it mattered most. I didn't see much luck displayed there.
onenybrother: Looking like a J.V. High School team against Michigan, USC and LSU.
My response: sure beats the hell out of looking like a JV high school team agaisnt NC State (28-6 in 2002), Purdue (23-10 in 2003), Syracuse (38-12 in 2003) and Purdue again (41-16 in 2004). Not to mention losing to Michigan 38-0 and FSU 37-0 in 2003, plus 3 blowout losses to USC (44-13, 45-14 and 41-10, respectively).
onenybrother: Maybe Ty Willingham did a Michael Jackson and bleached himself. That's got to be the answer right?
My response: well, one does tend to look paler when they spend more time indoors watching game film and meeting recruits instead of outdoors playing golf, so you could be onto something there, actually.
Dude... do you practice being that stupid? It's just hard to imagine anyone being that idiotic naturally.
But please, do continue. If Charlie is just Ty with lighter skin, I'm sure you can come up with plenty more arguments than just those... right?