A message from an old Irish Envy friend...

[scooper]

Champion?

In my country, champion is word for left testicle of flea that rides on ass of camel. The great and powerful cat shall uleash wrath of allah against the fish eating horde from the north. Afterward, many shiny purple beads shall be hurled in celebration and the true believer shall be rewarded with glimpses of the beautiful brows of their women.

Hubba Hubba.

 

[BGIF]

Bob! Where have you been?

Long time; no hear!

How's it hanging?

 

[BGIF]

Too many newbies on the board, scooper.

Humor isn't the ESPN board style they relate to.

 

[Nardo!]

Scoop, just for you:

It's 5:59 pm, we're 2.5 hours to kickoff with LSU, but somehow, someway: USC still sucks.

We're in dire need of Boda to get back...