Now that the President has cracked the whip on the reluctant House Republicans and has worked out a proposal for a border fence with Mexico, the natural question arises: should the fence be electrified? In my mind, it should be. I'm thinking back to the Berlin Wall around 1990 and the images of crazy East Germans dancing on the wall as if it were a jungle gym or something. I'd hate for the American people to pay billions for a wall and then have unwanted Mexicans dancing, shaking their behinds atop it before they jump down into our country, free to steal our jobs and women. That's why I say electrify the fence. And I don't mean pantywaist voltage. I mean Ted Bundy brain-frying power that acts like an industrial strength lethal illegal alien zapper. But to do this, we need a couple things to happen: We need to re-elect Rick Santorum and the Republicans up for re-election in the House and Senate. A Democrat controlled Congress will whine about it being "barbaric", just like they whine about waterboarding and other harmless interrogation methods. We just can't let that happen. Second, we need to win in Iraq so we keep that petrol coming. That way we can create enough energy to keep the voltage high and the dancing low on the border fence.