I look at Miami's fan base, facilities and pressure.
Never thought anywhere on Earth would be less desirable than Jersey.
The great unknowns about Da U.:
Campus is basically the suburbs extended. In other words, you could walk right through campus and never have known you were just on a university's grounds. It's completely non-descript.
Not to mention the suburb, em...I mean campus, is surrounded by some of the worst neighborhoods in America from a crime and poverty standpoint.
On top of which, the Orange Bowl is the most dilapidated stadium in big time college football. It's just awful.
Finally, the dirty little secret about South Florida is.....(
drumroll please).....there's no such thing as a south Floridian.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, is FROM Florida.
The state motto should be changed from the "Sunshine State" to "Transplant State".
That 'hair transplant' guy, what's his name?, should be the damn governor !
It's a melting pot of American misfits.
Leaving your family? Head to Florida.
Jumping bail? Head to Floida.
On parole? Screw it ! Head to Florida.
Fresh out of rehab, with no money and no prospects?
"Hell, at least it's warm if I have to sleep in the street."
Tired of the cold and have a lot of white shoes? Come on down.
Got a break this Spring? "Let's go to Florida and break it down there. Then leave."
Can't speak English? Welcome ! We don't either.
All this makes for the worst sense of community you'll find in this land.
Which translates into the worst sports town in America.
Oh, they proclaim to love their sports...but when push comes to shove they won't support they're sports teams. Or anything else for that matter.
And I'm only 35 miles away! TOoooooooo close for comfort.