From Marco's blog. Classic stuff (read this Daffy fans)

[scooper]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

We live in a world that has bowls. And those bowls have to be filled by teams with fans. Who's gonna do it?? You?? You, BCS Commissioner Weiberg?? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Oregon and you curse the Irish. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Oregon’s plight, while tragic, probably saved bowls. And ND’s existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bowls

You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at conference parties, you WANT me in that bowl. You NEED me in that bowl. We use words like honor, code, loyalty ... We use these words as the backbone to a century spent building something. You use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to men who rise and sleep under the blanket of the very bowls I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you build your own national following and get your own national TV contract. Either way, I don't give a DARN what you think you are entitled to!!

 

[jiggafini19]

What do you want to talk about next, my favorite color?

 

[irishnd31]

What do you want to talk about next, my favorite color?

Can you guys believe that Rafael Palmeiro lied about taking steroids?
Wait that sucks!

I sure hope that T.O. is able to go to another team soon!
Forget that!

Did you hear that Leinart is taking one class, BALLROOM DANCING?
Oh, you did hear that.

Do you think Jason Kates is over weight?
No, did that one already.

I'm lost.

 

[Aerosmith777]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
We live in a world that has bowls. And those bowls have to be filled by teams with fans. Who's gonna do it?? You?? You, BCS Commissioner Weiberg?? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Oregon and you curse the Irish. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Oregon’s plight, while tragic, probably saved bowls. And ND’s existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bowls
You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at conference parties, you WANT me in that bowl. You NEED me in that bowl. We use words like honor, code, loyalty ... We use these words as the backbone to a century spent building something. You use them as a punchline.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to men who rise and sleep under the blanket of the very bowls I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you build your own national following and get your own national TV contract. Either way, I don't give a DARN what you think you are entitled to!!

I love "A Few Good Men", that is one of the greatest movie speeches in history, and that was one of the greatest movie adaptations I've ever seen, great job!

 

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I love "A Few Good Men", that is one of the greatest movie speeches in history, and that was one of the greatest movie adaptations I've ever seen, great job!

It wasn't me, it was from marco's blog. If you haven't read it, check it out. The man is a demented genius. I think it's ndchoochoo.blogspot.com If it's not, but search ndchoochoo.