OT: Miami Rap Song?

[Irish Envy]

Have any of you heard this? I checked it out and was appalled, but I guess that's how they do it down at the U. Looks like with all of the muddying talk, they're preparing for life in prison.

“and he brought in all his 7th floor friends
She found it was [unintelligible] the Miami Football Team
It’s also the 7th floor king ding-a-lings
She thought Five Two was just my number then she realized
you multiply the bitch up then you get my dick size.”

The above is Tavares Gooden's lines in the song. Classy guy.

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[brucejcarr]

Rape charges to follow! The U never disappoints when recruiting criminals!

 

[jiggafini19]

Ever since I read the book "Cane Mutiny" I've pretty much decided that it takes a very special kind of thug @sshole to attend that school.

Why Jarrett Payton went there is beyond me.

Oh, ND Admissions didn't want him because he didn't take calculus at St. Viator HS. Thank God those days are over.

But there will never be crap like THIS in South Bend.

 

[Irish Envy]

I haven't read "Cane Mutiny," but maybe I'll pick it up and give it a shot. I'm still finishing up "The Fighting Spirit" by Holtz.

What's the crux of the Cane book?

 

[jiggafini19]

I haven't read "Cane Mutiny," but maybe I'll pick it up and give it a shot. I'm still finishing up "The Fighting Spirit" by Holtz.

What's the crux of the Cane book?

Here you go....a great read. I couldn't put it down.

The Miami Hurricanes are the beast of college football. A sports powerhouse unlike any other, they are a dynasty fueled not by individuals but by the aura of "the Miami Vice" -- a swaggering, trash-talking, us-against-the-world mentality. But less than twenty-five years ago, the program faced extinction. Five national championships -- and five different coaches -- later, Miami is the preeminent football factory, boasting such high-profile NFL alumni as Michael Irvin, Ray Lewis, Warren Sapp, Jim Kelly, Vinny Testaverde, and Jeremy Shockey. Sports dynasties are typically linked to players or coaches, especially in college football. That isn't the case at Miami. But then, nothing is typical about the 'Canes. Not the brutal, "voluntary" six a.m. workouts in July. Or the merciless drilling of teammates who show fear. Not the constant pressure from their Godfathers, the ex-'Canes who want them to uphold the legacy -- and will make them pay if they don't. And certainly not the stranglehold on college football that has made the Hurricanes synonymous with excellence -- even among superstar athletes. Sportswriter Bruce Feldman gives us a rare, behind-the-scenes look at the Miami program. Unlike other notable football books, this one is written by an insider who has had special access to the Miami football machine for more than ten years as a former UM student and beat writer. It is the amazing story of how Miami has won more national championships over the last two decades than Notre Dame, Oklahoma, and Florida State combined -- and gone from near-death to dynasty.