hehe, good line on the anti-chubby. If they are, there goes my chances of one day being the head coach of Notre Dame

lol.
As far as the first part goes, I'll even throw out a name. Michael Haywood, the damn offensive coordinator is black!!! A few years under Charlie's instruction, maybe he goes out and takes a job as a head coach somewhere else in a few years, and 10 years or so from now he might be ready to come home and be the next head football coach of Notre Dame! If nothing else, his hiring gives him a HUGE leaping point to get a head coaching job somewhere else in a few years.
Stuff like that is what makes me really not wanna hear about how "racist" ND is...