Most Likely To...2010 Edition

[Riddickulous]

Did this last year, as well. Which player is most likely to accomplish each of these feats?

Offense (Passing achievements are all obviously Crist, so we skip those)

Run for 1,000 yards: Armando Allen
Run for 10 TDs: Armando Allen
Run for 15 TDs: Armando Allen
Break a 50+ yard run: Cierre Wood
Truck some fool: Robert Hughes
Juke some fool out of his shoes: Cierre Wood
Stiff arm a fool: Jonas Gray

Gain 1,000 yards receiving: Michael Floyd
Catch 10 TD passes: Michael Floyd
Make an outstanding catch: Michael Floyd
Have a breakout year at WR: Tai-ler Jones
Turn a short pass into a long gain: Shaq Evans
Break Michael Floyd's freshman records: Tai-ler Jones
Surprise everyone and see the field at WR: Bennett Jackson
Embarass a fool and get wide open: Tai-ler Jones

Allow the least amount of sacks: Chris Stewart
Best run blocker: Chris Stewart
Best pass blocker: Trevor Robinson
Pancake Michigan's enormous defensive tackle William Campbell: Braxston Cave

Defense

Lead the team in sacks: Ethan Johnson
Lead the team in tackles: Manti Te'o
Lead the team in interceptions: Robert Blanton

Record 100 tackles: Manti Te'o
Record 5 pass deflections: Gary Gray
Force 3 fumbles: Manti Te'o
Put Tate Forcier on his ass: Manti Te'o
Bat down 5 passes at the line of scrimmage: Ian Williams
Take a fumble to the house: Brian Smith
Take a pick to the house: Robert Blanton

Special Teams

Block a kick: Ian Williams
Block a punt: Zeke Motta

Return a kick for a touchdown: Theo Riddick
Return a punt for a touchdown: Theo Riddick

Postseason Accolades

Win the Heisman Trophy: Dayne Crist
Be named an All-American: Kyle Rudolph
Win a positional award: Kyle Rudolph

 

[jason_h537]

Run for 1,000 yards: Armando Allen
Run for 10 TDs: Armando Allen
Run for 15 TDs: Armando Allen
Break a 50+ yard run: Cierre Wood

Gain 1,000 yards receiving: Michael Floyd
Catch 10 TD passes: Michael Floyd
Make an outstanding catch: Michael Floyd
Have a breakout year at WR: John Goodman
Turn a short pass into a long gain: Shaq Evans

Allow the least amount of sacks: Chris Stewart
Best run blocker: Chris Stewart
Best pass blocker: Trevor Robinson
Pancake Michigan's enormous defensive tackle William Campbell: Chris Stewart

Defense

Lead the team in sacks: Kapron Lewis Moore
Lead the team in tackles: Manti Te'o
Lead the team in interceptions: Gary Gray

Record 100 tackles: Manti Te'o
Record 5 pass deflections: Gary Gray
Force 3 fumbles: Manti Te'o
Put Tate Forcier on his ass: Manti Te'o
Bat down 5 passes at the line of scrimmage: Ethan Johnson
Take a fumble to the house: Brian Smith
Take a pick to the house: Robert Blanton

Special Teams

Block a kick: Ian Williams
Block a punt: ???

Return a kick for a touchdown: Theo Riddick
Return a punt for a touchdown: Theo Riddick

Postseason Accolades

Win the Heisman Trophy: Dayne Crist
Be named an All-American: Kyle Rudolph
Win a positional award: Michael Floyd

 

[condoms SUCk]

Did this last year, as well. Which player is most likely to accomplish each of these feats?

Offense (Passing achievements are all obviously Crist, so we skip those)

Run for 1,000 yards: Armando Allen
Run for 10 TDs: Armando Allen
Run for 15 TDs: Armando Allen
Break a 50+ yard run: Cierre Wood
Truck some fool: Robert Hughes
Juke some fool out of his shoes: Cierre Wood
Stiff arm a fool: Jonas Gray

Gain 1,000 yards receiving: Michael Floyd
Catch 10 TD passes: Michael Floyd
Make an outstanding catch: Michael Floyd
Have a breakout year at WR: Tai-ler Jones
Turn a short pass into a long gain: Shaq Evans
Break Michael Floyd's freshman records: Tai-ler Jones
Surprise everyone and see the field at WR: Bennett Jackson
Embarass a fool and get wide open: Tai-ler Jones

Allow the least amount of sacks: Chris Stewart
Best run blocker: Chris Stewart
Best pass blocker: Trevor Robinson
Pancake Michigan's enormous defensive tackle William Campbell: Braxston Cave

Defense

Lead the team in sacks: Ethan Johnson
Lead the team in tackles: Manti Te'o
Lead the team in interceptions: Robert Blanton

Record 100 tackles: Manti Te'o
Record 5 pass deflections: Gary Gray
Force 3 fumbles: Manti Te'o
Put Tate Forcier on his ass: Manti Te'o
Bat down 5 passes at the line of scrimmage: Ian Williams
Take a fumble to the house: Brian Smith
Take a pick to the house: Robert Blanton

Special Teams

Block a kick: Ian Williams
Block a punt: Zeke Motta

Return a kick for a touchdown: Theo Riddick
Return a punt for a touchdown: Theo Riddick

Postseason Accolades

Win the Heisman Trophy: Dayne Crist
Be named an All-American: Kyle Rudolph
Win a positional award: Kyle Rudolph

Juke some fool out of his shoes: I think this goes to your boy Shaq Evans
all the others I agree with, but I am a little drunk so who knows.

 

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

Run for 1,000 yards: Armando Allen
Run for 10 TDs: Armando Allen
Run for 15 TDs: Armando Allen
Break a 50+ yard run: Cierre Wood
Truck some fool: Robert Hughes
Juke some fool out of his shoes: Cierre Wood
Stiff arm a fool: Cierre Wood

Gain 1,000 yards receiving: Michael Floyd
Catch 10 TD passes: Michael Floyd
Make an outstanding catch: Michael Floyd
Have a breakout year at WR: John Goodman
Turn a short pass into a long gain: Tai-ler Jones
Break Michael Floyd's freshman records: Tai-ler Jones
Surprise everyone and see the field at WR: Theo Riddick
Embarass a fool and get wide open: Tai-ler Jones

Allow the least amount of sacks: Trevor Robinson
Best run blocker: Trevor Robinson
Best pass blocker: Trevor Robinson
Pancake Michigan's enormous defensive tackle William Campbell: Braxston Cave

Defense

Lead the team in sacks: Brian Smith
Lead the team in tackles: Manti Te'o
Lead the team in interceptions: Gary Gray

Record 100 tackles: Manti Te'o
Record 5 pass deflections: Gary Gray
Force 3 fumbles: Manti Te'o
Put Tate Forcier on his ass: Brian Smith
Bat down 5 passes at the line of scrimmage: Ethan Johnson
Take a fumble to the house: Brian Smith
Take a pick to the house: Darrin Walls

Special Teams

Block a kick: Ian Williams
Block a punt: Zeke Motta

Return a kick for a touchdown: Theo Riddick
Return a punt for a touchdown: Theo Riddick

Postseason Accolades

Win the Heisman Trophy: Michael Floyd
Be named an All-American: Kyle Rudolph
Win a positional award: Kyle Rudolph

 

[Praytorian]

Run for 1,000 yards: Armando Allen - Cierre Wood
Run for 10 TDs: Armando Allen - Cierre Wood & Robert Hughes
Run for 15 TDs: Armando Allen - none
Break a 50+ yard run: Cierre Wood - Agree
Truck some fool: Robert Hughes - Dane Crist
Juke some fool out of his shoes: Cierre Wood - Agree
Stiff arm a fool: Jonas Gray - Robert Hughes

Gain 1,000 yards receiving: Michael Floyd - Agree
Catch 10 TD passes: Michael Floyd - Agree
Make an outstanding catch: Michael Floyd - Agree
Have a breakout year at WR: Tai-ler Jones - Theo Riddick
Turn a short pass into a long gain: Shaq Evans - Theo Riddick
Break Michael Floyd's freshman records: Tai-ler Jones - Agree
Surprise everyone and see the field at WR: Bennett Jackson - Roby Toma (something about this kid I like)
Embarass a fool and get wide open: Tai-ler Jones - Roby Toma

Allow the least amount of sacks: Chris Stewart - Agree
Best run blocker: Chris Stewart - Bobby Burger
Best pass blocker: Trevor Robinson - Agree
Pancake Michigan's enormous defensive tackle William Campbell: Braxston Cave Agree (and 2 times at that)

Defense

Lead the team in sacks: Ethan Johnson - Darius Fleming
Lead the team in tackles: Manti Te'o - Agree
Lead the team in interceptions: Robert Blanton - Darrin Walls

Record 100 tackles: Manti Te'o - Agree (and whomever plays the other ILB)
Record 5 pass deflections: Gary Gray - Robert Blanton
Force 3 fumbles: Manti Te'o - Ethan Johnson
Put Tate Forcier on his ass: Manti Te'o - Darius Fleming
Bat down 5 passes at the line of scrimmage: Ian Williams - Totally AGREE
Take a fumble to the house: Brian Smith - Manti Te'o
Take a pick to the house: Robert Blanton - Manti Te'o

Special Teams

Block a kick: Ian Williams - Tyler Stockton
Block a punt: Zeke Motta - Agree

Return a kick for a touchdown: Theo Riddick - sorry dont see one
Return a punt for a touchdown: Theo Riddick - Agree

Postseason Accolades

Win the Heisman Trophy: Dayne Crist -wow I think Michael Floyd's going to come the closest
Be named an All-American: Kyle Rudolph - Agree
Win a positional award: Kyle Rudolph - Agree

 

[irishfan]

Run for 1,000 yards: Armando Allen
Run for 10 TDs: Armando Allen
Run for 15 TDs: Armando Allen
Break a 50+ yard run: Armando Allen
Truck some fool: Robert Hughes
Juke some fool out of his shoes: Cierre Wood
Stiff arm a fool: Cierre Wood

Gain 1,000 yards receiving: Michael Floyd
Catch 10 TD passes: Kyle Rudolph
Make an outstanding catch: John Goodman
Have a breakout year at WR: Kamara (like 600ish yards and 6 tds)
Turn a short pass into a long gain: John Goodman
Break Michael Floyd's freshman records: Tai-ler Jones
Surprise everyone and see the field at WR: Roby Toma
Embarass a fool and get wide open: Shaq Evans

Allow the least amount of sacks: Dever (think he'll be starting at LG)
Best run blocker: Cave
Best pass blocker: Trevor Robinson
Pancake Michigan's enormous defensive tackle William Campbell: Stewart

Defense

Lead the team in sacks: Fleming
Lead the team in tackles: Te'o
Lead the team in interceptions: Te'o

Record 100 tackles: Manti Te'o
Record 5 pass deflections: Gary Gray
Force 3 fumbles: Fleming
Put Tate Forcier on his ass: Fleming (make up for last year-is forcier really still starting)
Bat down 5 passes at the line of scrimmage: Ethan Johnson
Take a fumble to the house: Filer
Take a pick to the house: Brian Smith

Special Teams

Block a kick: Brandon Newman
Block a punt: Danny McCarthy

Return a kick for a touchdown: Theo Riddick
Return a punt for a touchdown: Theo Riddick

Postseason Accolades

Win the Heisman Trophy: Kyle Rudolph (he and Crist are boys. think if they both play extremely well and the O is clicking Rudolph could end up with 90 catches, 1400 yards, 16 TDs if lucky)
Be named an All-American: Te'o
Win a positional award: Kyle Rudolph

 

[Praytorian]

Catch 10 TD passes: Kyle Rudolph

Good call I don't know why that didnt pop into my head.

 

[johnnykillz]

Did this last year, as well. Which player is most likely to accomplish each of these feats?
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Great post and topic man. Lol! I loved your verbiage.:awesomewo

 

[Riddickulous]

Good call I don't know why that didnt pop into my head.

It's definitely possible, but I think Michael Floyd just has more opportunities to score.

 

[military_irish]

Run for 1,000 yards: Armando Allen
Run for 10 TDs: Armando Allen
Run for 15 TDs: Armando Allen
Break a 50+ yard run: Cierre Wood
Truck some fool: Robert Hughes
Juke some fool out of his shoes: Cierre Wood
Stiff arm a fool: Jonas Gray

Gain 1,000 yards receiving: Michael Floyd
Catch 10 TD passes: Michael Floyd
Make an outstanding catch: Tai-ler Jones
Have a breakout year at WR: Shaq Evans
Turn a short pass into a long gain: Theo Riddick
Break Michael Floyd's freshman records: Tai-ler Jones
Surprise everyone and see the field at WR: Roby Toma
Embarass a fool and get wide open: Tai-ler Jones

Allow the least amount of sacks: Chris Stewart
Best run blocker: Chris Stewart
Best pass blocker: Trevor Robinson
Pancake Michigan's enormous defensive tackle William Campbell: Braxston Cave

Defense

Lead the team in sacks: Ethan Johnson
Lead the team in tackles: Manti Te'o
Lead the team in interceptions: Darrin Walls

Record 100 tackles: Manti Te'o
Record 5 pass deflections: Jamoris Slaughter
Force 3 fumbles: Manti Te'o
Put Tate Forcier on his ass: Manti Te'o
Bat down 5 passes at the line of scrimmage: Ian Williams
Take a fumble to the house: Ethan Johnson
Take a pick to the house: Gary Gray

Special Teams

Block a kick: Ian Williams
Block a punt: Zeke Motta

Return a kick for a touchdown: Theo Riddick
Return a punt for a touchdown: Theo Riddick

Postseason Accolades

Win the Heisman Trophy: Dayne Crist
Be named an All-American: Michael Floyd
Win a positional award: Kyle Rudolph

 

[Maz315]

Run for 1,000 yards: Armando Allen
Run for 10 TDs: Armando Allen
Run for 15 TDs: Armando Allen
Break a 50+ yard run: Cierre Wood
Truck some fool: Robert Hughes
Juke some fool out of his shoes: Cierre Wood
Stiff arm a fool: Kyle Rudolph

Gain 1,000 yards receiving: Michael Floyd
Catch 10 TD passes: Michael Floyd
Make an outstanding catch: John Goodman
Have a breakout year at WR: Roby Toma
Turn a short pass into a long gain: Theo Riddick
Break Michael Floyd's freshman records: Tai-ler Jones
Surprise everyone and see the field at WR: Nobody
Embarass a fool and get wide open: Theo Riddick

Allow the least amount of sacks: Chris Stewart
Best run blocker: Chris Stewart
Best pass blocker: Trevor Robinson
Pancake Michigan's enormous defensive tackle William Campbell: Stewart

Defense

Lead the team in sacks: Darius Fleming
Lead the team in tackles: Manti Te'o
Lead the team in interceptions: Gary Gray

Record 100 tackles: Manti Te'o
Record 5 pass deflections: Jamoris Slaughter
Force 3 fumbles: Manti Te'o
Put Tate Forcier on his ass: Manti Te'o
Bat down 5 passes at the line of scrimmage: Ethan Johnson
Take a fumble to the house: Brian Smith
Take a pick to the house: Gary Gray

Special Teams

Block a kick: Ian Williams
Block a punt: Zeke Motta

Return a kick for a touchdown: Cierre Wood
Return a punt for a touchdown: Theo Riddick

Postseason Accolades

Win the Heisman Trophy: Michael Floyd
Be named an All-American: Manti Te'O
Win a positional award: Kyle Rudolph