Airplane Jokes

[DirtySecret]

Cut me some slack, Jack

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[CanadalovesND]

Kickoff is getting closer, and manti's getting laaaaarger! oh god, the 70's/early 80s was the best time for comedy

ha, quagmire

 

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

ha, quagmire

Huh?

 

[CanadalovesND]

Huh?

In reference to the guy's post, Quagmire said that in an episode of Family Guy, the Star Wars one, except it was "Lea's getting larger", as he jiggled her hips.

 

[GreatGolson]

ha, quagmire

Sorry my young friend, your thinking of when family guy spoofed a famous movie from 1980, I believe it was Johnny who said that, the original was "the fog is getting thicker," "and leons getting larger!!!" i did use part of the family guy for the younger posters, (of which i am one, but cmon even I knew about Airplane!!) Consider yourself more cultured.

 

[DirtySecret]

Sorry my young friend, your thinking of when family guy spoofed a famous movie from 1980, I believe it was Johnny who said that, the original was "the fog is getting thicker," "and leons getting larger!!!" i did use part of the family guy for the younger posters, (of which i am one, but cmon even I knew about Airplane!!) Consider yourself more cultured.

YouTube - TOASTY!

 

[IrishGiant]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!"

 

[DirtySecret]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!"

"I can't take much more of this" *sigh* "Looks like I pick the wrong week to quit amphetamines!"

"Ever been in a cockpit before?"

"You ever, seen a grown man naked?"

"Joey, do you ever, hang around a gymnasium?"

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"


Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Roger!
Huh?
L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Roger!
Huh?
Request vector, over.
What?
Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower's radio clearance, over!
That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Over.
Roger.
Huh?
Roger, over!
What?
Huh?
Who?

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Lookie here....I can dig some grease and buns and drag them through the garden...

 

[DirtySecret]

Lookie here....I can dig some grease and buns and drag them through the garden...

Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

YouTube - Airplane - Trailer