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This is where I point out that Chiropractors aren’t medical doctors.

*Whispers internally* They know about the Spice ... the Spice Melange.

I love dogs. I love my dog. I hate everything about his whole dog gimmick. Whether it’s sincere or not, it comes off as gross.

Mike’s really good at monologuing about how he’s been warning people for months about whatever issue is currently facing Notre Dame football.

If John Kennedy is who I think he is, his voice is completely unlistenable for me.

I genuinely find it hard to believe that Denbrock and Freeman would willingly choose to play a worse option at the second most important position on the offense.

That’s legitimately unhinged.

My 6-month-old mini dachshund would at least have put up a fight at LT.

I get listening to them because we’re all degenerate freaks who keep doing this to ourselves. But in 2025, literally the entire ND beat are just fans who get free tickets to games. They *barely* know more than you or I. And sometimes they’re worse because they’re blinded by their sense of...

About 50/50. I was really proud of Dorkblock.

My wife died last year. She was 39. It’s just a game. None of this shit actually matters.

Microwave Dingblock, Mike Dorkblock, Bike Dentrock, Mike Denblockbuster, Moose Dinglebark, Michael Bedsock, Mike Leadblock …

He wasn’t sucking on enough popsicles.

They apparently blamed a “scheduling snafu” for getting to back out of coming to Notre Dame last season. They haven’t been to South Bend since 2016 and the last two games have been at Miami.

For real. Like what are you supposed to do when your captain RT just gets spun around like a top to basically lose you the game?

How the fuck does Miami keep getting these games? I forget why they just didn’t have to go to Notre Dame last time.

Absolutely mind blowingly stupid play call. 100% guarantee Denbrock goes back to it.

Thank god we tried another screen.

Thank god 2024 was the worst year of my life in such a dramatic way that nothing could ever even come remotely close to what I experienced or I’d be really upset right now.