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    All-Nineties Team

    QB-Rick Mirer RB-Jerome Bettis RB-Autry Denson WR-Derrick Mayes WR-Bobby Brown TE-Irv Smith C-Tim Ruddy G-Mirko Jurkovic G-Aaron Taylor T-Luke Petitgout T-Mike Rosenthal K-Craig Hentrich DT-Jim Flanigan DT-Bryant Young DT-Anthony Weaver DT/OLB-Renaldo Wynn LB-Demetrius DuBose LB-Bobbie Howard...
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    All Eighties Irish

    Best players by position in the eighties: QB-Tony Rice RB-Allen Pinkett RB-Anthony Johnson WR-Tim Brown WR-Raghib Ismail TE-Mark Bavaro C-Chuck Lanza G-Tom Thayer G-Tim Grunhard T-Larry Williams T-Andy Heck K-John Carney NG-Chris Zorich DT-Mike Gann DT-Jeff Alm LB-Ned Bolcar LB-Michael...
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    Best ND play in last 30 years

    In all seriousness... Some strong contenders (may need help on a few details that have grown fuzzy): -Harry O's 51-yarder to beat Michigan 1980. -Reggie Brooks' "knockout" run vs. Michigan(?) 1992. -Ivory Covington's (all 154 pounds of him) goal line stand vs. Army tight end 1995(?). -Irv...
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    Better impersonator of a coach: Bob Davie or...

    Gene Hackman in Hoosiers or Downhill Racer? My vote: Hackman in a landslide. Never licks his fingers and speaks in comprehensible sentences. Hackman takes Shooter under his wing. Davie throws Moore under the bus. Hammer's vote: Davie Speaking of impersonators... Worse impersonation: UHND of...
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    Know your Hammer

    Being privy to some inside info, I'm going to give you a first installment in the 200 part series, "Know Your Hammer". Did you know: -Hammer was a California state champion gymnast? -Hammer appeared in the very first season of The Real World. He was the one with a crush on dreamy castmate Eric...
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    Best action movie of the last 30 years

    My vote: The Fast and the Furious
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    Funniest movie of the last 30 years

    I say Happy Gilmore. I know the Hammer will say La Cage aux Folles.
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    More troops in Iraq

    From what I understand, President Bush is going to propose sending more troops to Iraq after the new year begins. Anyone who understands the military and the Middle East cannot doubt the wisdom of this initiative nor the President himself. Unlike Vietnam or Korea, this time we're going to fight...
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    King of Halloween

    Resolved: Michael Myers kicks the ass of Freddy, Jason and all the other pretender contenders to the throne. Jason, in particular, is especially unworthy. That Pinhead guy is a bad mother, though.
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    Should the border fence be electrified?

    Now that the President has cracked the whip on the reluctant House Republicans and has worked out a proposal for a border fence with Mexico, the natural question arises: should the fence be electrified? In my mind, it should be. I'm thinking back to the Berlin Wall around 1990 and the images of...
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    Santorum will win

    Despite all the hoopla of the mainstream media who has all but crowned the Dems, the Santorum race they like to focus on won't go the way they expect. Internal polls are showing Santorum actually has a slight lead going into the last week. In Virginia, Allen has a bigger lead than the media is...
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    Which is more offensive...

    to a Tennessean: a black man fond of white female loins or two Southern senators role-playing Ned Beatty and anonymous hillbilly # 1 in Deliverance? Or is "hypothetical" two even objectionable so long as the senators are caucasian?
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