Because he doesn't stand out? He's the one returning interceptions for TDs in his highlight video. I figured it out pretty quick. Also the one filling running lanes and forcing fumbles.
That's embarrassing. The only thing more embarrassing than that would be if he somehow accidentally shit his pants on a live broadcast. Could you imagine...?
I bet there will be a few year stretch, in the not-too-distant future, where no one will expect Michigan to be in the playoffs. Not even their own fans.
I know we're in a new age and we're supposed to be more accepting and open-minded but I feel very strongly that an elite college football strength and conditioning coach is a job for the manliest of men. I admit that before this hire I had never heard of Loren and I know nothing of her...