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    Stadium Renovations, Uniform Changes

    "Everyone used to hate it but now nobody cares" Cool man, great argument. put it on the gravestone of everything that used to be beautiful about this sport.
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    SEC Open Thread

    It's 100% this. As long as they can ostensibly play the role of sage visitor from a land of enlightened football (Saban-era SEC/Alabama) it's all good, but now that the water is finding its level you see what actually lies beneath. They get off on patronizing the board, because they're shitty...
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    SEC Open Thread

    Treating Bishop like a serious person who is capable of coherent thought, let alone good faith discussion, is a loser's game and lessens the entire board. Do us all a favor and ignore him.
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    2027 Master List

    Needs italics or respectfully this ends at the Irsay Y and I'm bringing a gun
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    General team info

    We need collectively to come up with a "Chilean Sea Bass" version of spinalis, takes me right out of the ribeye experience every time.
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    '27 LA OL Albert Simien (Notre Dame Verbal)

    That said I do think we should err on the side of caution and give him a lifetime ban.
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    '27 LA OL Albert Simien (Notre Dame Verbal)

    Look.TNU said he felt bad about this already and honestly how many commits have their sister as the only other person on stage?
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    ‘27 CAN DT Segun Alexander (Notre Dame Verbal)

    Respectfully, quit bragging bitch
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    ‘27 CA DL Marcus Fakatou (Ohio State Verbal)

    This board's shitposting talents are through the roof lately. Just wanted to take a moment to recognize you fellas and the good work you're all doing.
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    '27 IL DT Brayden Parks (Notre Dame Verbal)

    I meant this cannot be a serious post. This is a guy doing a bit, flying too close to the sun.
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    '27 IL DT Brayden Parks (Notre Dame Verbal)

    This cannot be real.
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    Off-topic posts formerly found in recruiting profiles

    Can we talk Gary Lineker? Nice man, nice face, boyish charm with a hint of grey at the temples, but can you imagine that face contorted in the throes of sexual ecstasy?
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