Player nicknames

[Riddickulous]

We've done this in the past.

Come up with some creative nicknames for our players. The wittier, the better!

Dayne Crist - The Messiah
Tommy Rees - Tommy Boy
Shaq Evans - God
Theo Riddick - Jersey Devil
Chris Stewart - Mammoth
Manti Te'o - The Hawaiian Hammer

Come up with better ones than me, please.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Manti Te'o: The Hawaiian Island Assassin

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Dayne Crist "Has Risen"

 

[GoingGreen]

Dayne Christ

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Chris "Rio Grande" Stewart

 

[NDFANnSouthWest]

E. Johnson - Ear Hole
Motta - Z-Missile
Teo - Lights out

 

[GreatGolson]

California Crist, Crist our savior, crist our redeemer, The Floyd boy, Shaqtus (rip off i know)
Nick The Kick, Rocket Riddick, The Flyin Hawaiian, Hawaiian hitman (off a t shirt) The Stormin Mormon (manti) The Slaughter House, Ben Turk and Jerry's, little Jonesy (TJ Jones) Sackmaster Johnson, Tomy Reese Puffs, The Jonas Brother. give me a week and ill have about 100 of these! bold what you like!

 

[NDFANnSouthWest]

Nice job GreatDayne...drink a 5 hour energy- it helps me!!

 

[NDPhilly]

California Crist, Crist our savior, crist our redeemer, The Floyd boy, Shaqtus (rip off i know)
Nick The Kick, Rocket Riddick, The Flyin Hawaiian, Hawaiian hitman (off a t shirt) The Stormin Mormon (manti) The Slaughter House, Ben Turk and Jerry's, little Jonesy (TJ Jones) Sackmaster Johnson, Tomy Reese Puffs, The Jonas Brother. give me a week and ill have about 100 of these! bold what you like!

I thought that was Shane Victorino's nickname.

 

[GreatGolson]

maybe? idk i was just thinking of things rhyming with hawaiian

 

[tommyIRISH23]

Manti Teo- "Sandman" because he puts people to sleep. (because he just knocks them unconscious)

Mike Floyd- Prime time

Hughes- The Bull

 

[tommyIRISH23]

Cierre Wood- Ickey for Ickey Wood

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

It's Ickey Woods...As in Eldrick "Tiger"

 

[GoingGreen]

Kyle Rudolph.

Rudy...Rudy...Rudy...Rudy.

 

[GreatGolson]

it will happen going green, probably at Purdue, on his first TD

 

[DillonHall]

Can we cut it out with the Crist/Christ nicknames? It's offensive to me as a Christian...and for the fact that we are talking about a Catholic university. I know it's just for fun, but I don't think our faith is something to joke about.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Can we cut it out with the Crist/Christ nicknames? It's offensive to me as a Christian...and for the fact that we are talking about a Catholic university. I know it's just for fun, but I don't think our faith is something to joke about.

Would you be ok with me calling Anthony McDonald, "Ronald"???

 

[FightingIrishLover7]

Would you be ok with me calling Anthony McDonald, "Ronald"???

BAM! That's what I'm talking about. he'll be serving up some big macs to people, his slogan "Over a billion served".

 

[IrishAlum1997]

Can we cut it out with the Crist/Christ nicknames? It's offensive to me as a Christian...and for the fact that we are talking about a Catholic university. I know it's just for fun, but I don't think our faith is something to joke about.

Sorry about Dillon Hall. BTW, Marc Edwards owes my dorm a water fountain. Oops, not sure that's public knowledge.

 

[tankjeep]

kyle "two tickets for the gun show" rudolph
manti "smashmouth samoan" te'o

 

[IrishandColts]

Kyle Rude awakening Rudolph

 

[sportallyr]

How about Manti Te'o Head Off

 

[Irish_Angst]

Hmmmm, lessee...

Michael "Count" Floyd (Monster Chiller Horror Theater scary receiver)
Go ahead, make my Dayne Crist (Clint would be proud of his guns)
Manti Te'onator (he comes from the future to blow up your play)
Chris "Mr. Plow" Stewart (that name again is "Mr. Plow")
Cierre Wood you care to stop me? (I didn't think so)
TJ "Don't call me Hooker... he wears a toupee" Jones (Kaaaahhhnn!)
Tyler "100%" Eifert
Lo "Taken' ya to the" Wood-shed
Darrin "Balls to the" Walls
Jamoris Slaughter (doesn't need one)

I should stop now... it'll only get worse.

 

[FWIRISH]

Hmmmm, lessee...

Michael "Count" Floyd (Monster Chiller Horror Theater scary receiver)
Go ahead, make my Dayne Crist (Clint would be proud of his guns)
Manti Te'onator (he comes from the future to blow up your play)
Chris "Mr. Plow" Stewart (that name again is "Mr. Plow")
Cierre Wood you care to stop me? (I didn't think so)
TJ "Don't call me Hooker... he wears a toupee" Jones (Kaaaahhhnn!)
Tyler "100%" Eifert
Lo "Taken' ya to the" Wood-shed
Darrin "Balls to the" Walls
Jamoris Slaughter (doesn't need one)

I should stop now... it'll only get worse.

Nicely done Angst!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Riddickulous]

Hmmmm, lessee...

Michael "Count" Floyd (Monster Chiller Horror Theater scary receiver)
Go ahead, make my Dayne Crist (Clint would be proud of his guns)
Manti Te'onator (he comes from the future to blow up your play)
Chris "Mr. Plow" Stewart (that name again is "Mr. Plow")
Cierre Wood you care to stop me? (I didn't think so)
TJ "Don't call me Hooker... he wears a toupee" Jones (Kaaaahhhnn!)
Tyler "100%" Eifert
Lo "Taken' ya to the" Wood-shed
Darrin "Balls to the" Walls
Jamoris Slaughter (doesn't need one)

I should stop now... it'll only get worse.

You should definitely stop, despite how entertainingly campy some of these are.

I can just see Floyd going: "One, two, three! Three touchdowns! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"