He'd certainly spice up the weekly pressers...here are some quotes:
On recruiting at GT: "We have some issues here in recruiting because of the academics…………..If we can't recruit such-and-such a kid what are (the recruits) going to say, 'I can't get in at Tech?' They're going to say, 'I don't like that offense,' or 'I don't like the coach,' or 'They didn't do a good job recruiting me.' ...................All these rankings are a joke anyway, we're probably not going to get a receiver who wants to catch 100 balls here. But if catching 100 balls is more important than winning, I don't want him anyway."
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GT WR James Johnson: "... we're going to hope that Coach does not do all that much running. We just hope he's saying all that to trick people,"
GT HC Paul Johnson: "He caught 30 balls (actually 25) and they went 7-6…………If something wasn't wrong, if what they were doing was so great, we wouldn't be here. It's not like we're coming in here and dismantling this high-powered machine that was lighting everybody up."
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GT Basketball Game (Introduction): "To Hell with Georgia"
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ACC Media Days:
Reporter: “How will this offense will work against the faster defenses?”
Johnson: "Is there a law or rule written somewhere that you are not allowed to put fast people on offense? If so, I am leaving now to turn in Clemson! C'mon man. Ask me some questions that aren't stupid."
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Reporter: “Can I ask you something without making you mad?”
Johnson: “Maybe. I don’t know.”
Reporter: “I was talking to a Navy fan and he said he follows the coverage and that he noticed something and I’m just going to put it to you. He says that it seems like when Navy loses you blame the players, i.e., we can’t execute fundamental plays, but that the success of the team the last four years has been attributed to brilliant coaching. How do you respond to that?”
Johnson: “Whatever he thinks. I don’t go down to McDonald’s and start second-guessing his job so he ought to leave me alone.”
Reporter: “But do you feel like it can’t be both ways?”
Johnson: “You know what? I could care less. I’m old enough where I could give a crap what the fans think or what you think to put it in a nutshell.”
Reporter: “Wins and losses are evenly distributed as far as credit and blame, right?”
Johnson: “If you could ever find one time that I said we won the game because of brilliant strategy I will kiss your butt at city dock and give you two days to draw a crowd. Find it and bring it to me. Tell that guy that if he wants to talk to me I live at [address given but deleted for the transcript] I will be right there. Come ring my doorbell and I will be glad to talk to him.”